Hey, I’m beginning to think you guys don’t think I’m very smart.
You can barely remember your own name, Einstein.
Einstein is a hard name to remember!
[The Professor sighs, and pokes Fry in the eyes with a double fing-longer.]
Ow!
Shmesh, Professor. Don't have a shmaneurism. Fry’s your distant relative.
Not distant enough! I’ll be a monkey’s uncle if I’m this monkey’s nephew.
But you’re my only family. Who will hug me if I achieve something?
Oh, perhaps I’ve been too harsh. Come, lad, take my hand and I’ll explain why I find you so repugnant.
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