[in Farnsworth's body] Oh no! Can we switch back using four or more bodies?
[in Bender's body] I'm not sure. I'm afraid we need to use... MATH.
“The Prisoner of Benda” · Season 6
In this episode: Philip J. Fry (2), Professor Hubert Farnsworth (2), Hermes Conrad (2), Amy Wong (2), Turanga Leela (1), Zoidberg (1), Morbo (1), Linda (1)
Tonight at 11...
DOOOOOOOOOOOOM!
[Washbucket, in Amy's body, appears at the door dressed in sexy lingerie]
Miss Wong?
WWashbucket
No, Scruffy, I am Washbucket. I love you. Washbucket has always loved you!
[Scruffy and Washbucket kiss, but Scruffy pulls away.]
It's wrong, Washbucket. Oh, it would be sweet for a while. But in the back of our minds we'd know that I'm a man, and you're janitorial equipment.
WWashbucket
In another city, we could be anyone we want.
Go. Go now, before I beg you to stay!
[Washbucket leaves]
[Sobs, then suddenly stops] Ayup.
I wasted my youth porking out.
Yes, I remember. [points to a picture of a fat Amy, captioned "2997 employee of the year".]
Would you please take that down? It's making me hungry.
So Leela's all crotchety because she thinks I'm not attracted to her in the Professor's body.
You aren't, are you?
Of course not, but I was willing to lie about it! What more can a man do?
A man can give her a toke of her own medicine.
Yes! I can put my mind in a hideous body and show Leela she's not attracted to me. But it would have to be a really, really disgusting body.
Friends, friends! I have barnacles in my tuchus! [opens his trousers to reveal barnacles on his buttocks]
[to Fry] The long search is over.
Sweet orca of Majorca! You make Fat Albert look like Normal Albert!
[Leela, in Farnsworth's body, and Fry, in Zoidberg's body, dine at Elzar's]
Oh, did my bodily infirmity embarrass you?
Not at all. It's just another thing that makes you a very special lady.
You mean, like my penis?
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