[The Hypnotoad is shown on screen.]
[Voice over.] On the count of three, you will awaken feeling refreshed, as if Futurama had never been cancelled by idiots and then brought back by bigger idiots. One... two... [Snaps fingers.]
“Rebirth” · Season 6
In this episode: Bender (5), Professor Hubert Farnsworth (5), Philip J. Fry (2), Turanga Leela (2), Zoidberg (2), Hermes Conrad (2), Amy Wong (1), Zapp Brannigan (1)
Professor, my Fry-fro is all frizzy!
Okay.
That's all. [slicks his hair back] Oh, also, I'm covered with severe burns.
So? What of it?
Well, why is... those things?
You mean you don't remember?
Nope, nothing. It's like when I passed out in college, except no one drew magic marker pingases on my forehead.
Fire all weapons and set a transmission frequency for my victory yodel.
Sweet coincidence of Port-Au-Prince! We're back on Earth!
Of course! That was the Panama Wormhole, the universe's central transportation channel.
[Chuckles] How humorous.
Yes, it's sort of a Comedy Central channel, and we're on it now.
Yet thanks to my trusty safety sphere, I surblibed with only tirbial brain dablige.
Prepare for rebirth! Come on, stem cells, work your astounding scientific nonsense!
Fetal stem cells? Aren't those controversial?
In your time, yes, but nowadays— shut up! Besides, these are adult stem cells, harvested from perfectly healthy adults whom I killed for their stem cells.
Who are you, my warranty?
Coma, coma, coma, coma, coma chameleon!
RLRobot Leela
Nibbler, come give mama a hug! [he bites her] Ow! what the--? bad nibbler, bad nibbler! [he goes through her skin] What are you doing, pooperdoodle? it's me, leela. [she tears off her skin. she screams.]
[Montage: robot leela screams at the real leela's funeral, while walking down the street, while brushing her teeth, and while using the tube transport system.]
[End montage: robot leela finally stops screaming at the real leela's funeral.]
[At a dance studio a dance-party is interrupted by Bender; in a white dancing suit partying to work off his excess energy]
Yeah! Do the Bender! Do the Bender!
GIGuy in crowd
[Uninterestedly] No thank you.
[Threateningly] I SAID "DO IT!!!!!"
[Guy in crowd backs up from Bender in fear]
Why did I do partying, I hate partying! [continues partying] WOO! More Partying!
Quiet, Bender.
Cut it out.
Shush!
[mumbles gibberish]
[Bender breaths fire over the real Leela’s funeral, suddenly, Leela opens her eyes]
Bender, Shut the Hell Up!
There's no room for two captain's butts in this chair!
RLRobot Leela
There would be if you'd have taken a spin class instead of lounging around in a coma!
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