Hey, I’m beginning to think you guys don’t think I’m very smart.
You can barely remember your own name, Einstein.
Einstein is a hard name to remember!
[The Professor sighs, and pokes Fry in the eyes with a double fing-longer.]
Shmesh, Professor. Don't have a shmaneurism. Fry’s your distant relative.
Not distant enough! I’ll be a monkey’s uncle if I’m this monkey’s nephew.
But you’re my only family. Who will hug me if I achieve something?
Oh, perhaps I’ve been too harsh. Come, lad, take my hand and I’ll explain why I find you so repugnant.
I was in the hospital two weeks. No one visited me.
Quiet, you. I’m trying to deduce the function of Da Vinci’s lost invention.
My God! This is the greatest mystery in history. We must go to Rome and exhume the body of Saint James.
Didn't we used to be a delivery company?
My God! DaVinci's Vitruvian Man!
It's truly a masterpiece. Note how the perspective lines draw the eye right to his dong.
I hate these nerds. Just because I'm stupider than them they think they're smarter than me.
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