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“A Clockwork Origin” quotes from Futurama

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“A Clockwork Origin” · Season 6

In this episode: Professor Hubert Farnsworth (2), Zoidberg (2), Hermes Conrad (2), Philip J. Fry (1), Turanga Leela (1), Amy Wong (1), Cubert Farnsworth (1), Ben Beeler (1)

Tonight, we have a new resident here in the hall of Hominids, generously donated by its discoverer, Hubert Farnsworth. Ladies and gentlemen, Homo farnsworth.

Once again, science saves the day. The end.

And now, to discuss the scientific implications of this discovery, our new museum curator, Dr. Banjo!

[Farnsworth spits out his drink]

BDr Banjo

Thank you Professor Farnsworth, for your generous gift, which has, once and for all dis-proven evolution.

[Banjo pulls a cord and a painting of Homo farnsworth riding a dinosaur is revealed.] Behold! Homo farnsworth frolicking with dinosaurs at the moment of creation.

I don't want to live on this planet anymore.

Don't worry, I know how to handle bullies, just pretend like you're pathetic. [Brett Blob comes towards him and Cubert] Help! I'm scared. I wet myself, I'm crying like a baby and I'm soaking in pee. But what else is new!

BBBrett Blob

Hahaha the pee babies peed themselves! I'm off to pottery class, dorkwads.

And here's something. [Finds a fossilized dog] Uh-oh, it's another one of Fry's dogs.

Did you find something, Hermes?

No.

[Zoidberg and Cubert are standing near the fossil of a long-necked reptile.]

Look, Cubert. The neck on this one. I bet he spent a fortune on ties! What, too soon?

I highly doubt a Jurassic Elaphrosaurus has access to neckwear.

I knew I should have gone with the ring-around-the-collar joke.

Okay, we've got shelter and just enough precious food to ward off starvation.

It's pizza time. [passes boxes to the rest of the crew.]

Ugh, pineapple?

[Everyone makes disgusted noises]

So much for that.

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