When the lights go out, it's nobody's business what goes on between two consenting adults.
Or one!
“Proposition Infinity” · Season 6
In this episode: Bender (3), Hermes Conrad (2), Amy Wong (2), Professor Hubert Farnsworth (1), Zoidberg (1), Morbo (1), Linda (1)
RLReverend Lionel Preacherbot
The only lies worth believing are the ones in the Bible.
Back when I was full of piss and vinegar and my bed wasn't, I fell in love with the sweetest girl ever to skip though a field of posies.
Ladies and gentlemen of the jury... Oops! Sorry, force of habit. I support this proposition because I'm in love with a goopy, flesh-and-blood woman, and not surprisingly, she loves me. This is a simple matter of justice, which I'm not normally for. So please, vote yes. After all, our love isn't any different than yours, except it's hotter, 'cause I'm involved.
GTGeorge Takei's Head
I haven't heard a speech this eloquent since Bill Shatner told me why he couldn't pay me back.
We're gonna fight to legalize it right here!
Ya mon! Ya got to legalize it!
We're talking about robosexual marriage.
We're talking about lots of stuff.
Why do you have to be so mean to me?
Shut up, baby. You love it.
Don't tell me to shut up! You know what happened to the last guy that told me to shut up?
What?
[Cut to Amy and Bender in bed]
That was great.
Shut up.
In a stunning turnout, voters have approved Proposition Infinity. Robosexual marriage is now legal.
What's next? Gay robosexual marriage?!
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