Amy Wong quotes from Futurama

Leela

Look at you guys. No offence, Fry, but you've become a fat sack of crap.

Fry

"Sack"?

Amy

And Bender, your beer belly is so big your door won't even close. And that doesn't even make sense.

Fry

Co-ed steam rooms! I love the future!

Leela

Uh, Fry, you're in the women's steam room.

Fry

Ah, futuristic!

Amy

[To Leela] Psst, look what life was like before genetic engineering.

Leela

Those poor 20th century women.

Farnsworth

Good news, everyone. Report to my bedroom for a private exhibition.

Farnsworth

Everyone get in bed with me. I have something to show you

Farnsworth

Feast your eyes on this!

Leela

It's beautiful!

Amy

And huge!

Fry

Can I touch it?

Fry

Hey, tell me something. You've got all this money. How come you always dress like you're doing your laundry?

Amy

I guess because my parents keep telling me to be more ladylike. As though!

Fry

I've been there. My folks were always on me to groom myself and wear underpants. What am I, the pope?

Amy

Yeah, and if you were the pope they'd be all, "Straighten your pope hat." And "Put on your good vestments."

Amy

OK, Fry, we're done putting on the bra.

Fry

Why exactly did you shave your legs anyway? Are you expecting something to happen with your Valentine's date?

Amy

What business is it of yours?

Fry

And another thing: You're using an awful lot of make-up there.

Amy

This is deodorant.

Fry

What does it do?

Fry

Hey, I can get a date too. Now that I'm single, I'll attract all sorts of women!

Amy

With my body I think you might only attract one sort of woman.

Fry

Oh! Oh...

Amy

Bender, you can't be an Ultimate Robot Fighter. It's the most brutal form of competition in the galaxy!

Bender

It is?

Farnsworth

There are no rules. Two robots enter, one robot leaves. Then later the other robot leaves after being declared the winner.

Bender

Well, that doesn't sound so bad.

Farnsworth

Oh, did I mention the crippling, agonising pain? I'm pretty sure I did. Oh, yes, definitely.

Amy Wong

Hey! That's me!

Bender

No it isn't. I just took some pictures of your face and stuck them on someone else's body.

Leela

Hey!

Amy

But the professor can't walk all the way to the Bronx. How are we going to get there without a hovercar?

Fry

Wait. In my time we had a way of moving objects long distances without hovering.

Hermes

Impossible!

Fry

It was called... let me think... It was really famous. Ruth Gordon had one... The wheel.

Leela

Never heard of it.

Prof. Farnsworth

Show us this "the wheel."

Linda

Tonight on Datenight: Popplers. Eating them. Is it alright to? We have with us the CEO of Fishy Joe's, Mr. "Fishy" Joseph Gilman. Noted anti-eating activist, Free Waterfall Jr. And the discoverer of Popplers, Captain Turanga Leela.

Fry

"Turanga"?

Amy

That's her name, Philip.

Bender

"Philip"?

Farnsworth

My God, they're back! We're doomed!

Amy

Doomed!

Bender

[Deep inhale] DOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO....

Bender

Who wants some dolphin?

Amy

Dolphin? But dolphins are intelligent!

Bender

Not this one. He blew his life savings on lottery tickets.

Dr. Zoidberg

[sees a guinea pig on a plate] What's this? Two meals in one week?

Fry

Gotcha!

Amy

Sucker!

Dr. Zoidberg

Friends, help! A guinea pig tricked me!

Leela

Do you have any gun?

Amy

No… AHHHHHHHHHH!

Michelle

It's a relief to meet you, Amy. I'm just having a hard time adjusting to all the strange stuff here in the future.

Amy

I'm from Mars.