Bender, you can't be an Ultimate Robot Fighter. It's the most brutal form of competition in the galaxy!
It is?
There are no rules. Two robots enter, one robot leaves. Then later the other robot leaves after being declared the winner.
Well, that doesn't sound so bad.
Oh, did I mention the crippling, agonising pain? I'm pretty sure I did. Oh, yes, definitely.
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