Good news, everyone! I've taught the toaster to feel love!
“Raging Bender” · Season 2
In this episode: Bender (6), Philip J. Fry (3), Professor Hubert Farnsworth (2), Zoidberg (2), Hermes Conrad (2), Turanga Leela (1), Amy Wong (1)
Hermes has all the fun. Wait a second. He's got a brain slug on his head!
MUThe Masked Unit
[noticing Bender kicking the seat] Pardon me, sir, but you seem to be inadvertently kicking my seat.
[copies something what he's saying] Pardon me, sir, but you seem to be inadvertently...blah, blah, blah...
MUThe Masked Unit
Yes, that's the gist of what I said. Would you mind?
GFGeorge Foreman
As an interesting side note, as a head without a body, I envy the dead.
RLRich Little (impersonating Howard Cosell)
No argument here.
GFGeorge Foreman
This seems as good a time as any to bring up my new grill for no reason. With its patented design, the fat drains directly into my mouth!
[With a brain-slug attached] Your mission today is to go to the Brain-Slug Planet.
What are we going to do there?
Just walk around not wearing a helmet.
[After finding out that Master Fnog is the trainer of Destructor]
Come on, Bender, let's hit the gym. I'm gonna teach you how to fight like a girl.
[vengefully] I'll put on my tutu...
FFnog
You were an excellent student. Too bad I was a lousy teacher!
I'm going to a movie...with friends!
BBBillionaire Bot
You'll be the most unpopular robot fighter since Sergeant Feces-Processor.
Let's commence preparations for rumbling!
Man, I thought Ultimate Robot Fighting was real, like pro-wrestling, but it turns out it's fixed, like boxing.
Bender, you can't be an Ultimate Robot Fighter. It's the most brutal form of competition in the galaxy!
It is?
There are no rules. Two robots enter, one robot leaves. Then later the other robot leaves after being declared the winner.
Well, that doesn't sound so bad.
Oh, did I mention the crippling, agonising pain? I'm pretty sure I did. Oh, yes, definitely.
AAnnouncer
You loved him as Bender the Offender! Now get ready to hate him as he threatens your sexuality in his new persona ... The Gender Bender!
[The picture is replaced with Bender in the tutu wearing a wig. He is lying on a bed kicking his legs back and forth and holding a pink phone.]
[girly voice] I'm a real toughie!
AAnnouncer
Squaring off this Sunday versus Destructor!
[The picture is replaced with Destructor talking into a red phone]
DDestructor
I will destroy you! [He hangs up then picks up again.] And stop calling me!
[Getting beaten up by Destructor] Thrown in the towel Fry. [Fry stands there] For God sake, Fry!
[Turns to reveal a brain-slug on his head] Errrrrr...
[With a brain-slug attached] That's exactly what I was thinking.
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