Look at you guys. No offence, Fry, but you've become a fat sack of crap.
"Sack"?
And Bender, your beer belly is so big your door won't even close. And that doesn't even make sense.
“Why Must I Be a Crustacean in Love?” · Season 2
In this episode: Philip J. Fry (9), Turanga Leela (4), Zoidberg (4), Amy Wong (2), Bender (1), Professor Hubert Farnsworth (1)
Co-ed steam rooms! I love the future!
Uh, Fry, you're in the women's steam room.
Ah, futuristic!
[To Leela] Psst, look what life was like before genetic engineering.
Those poor 20th century women.
[Fry crosses his legs, embarrassed.]
We - by which I mean you - will have to rush him to his ancient home world, which will soon erupt in an orgy of invertebrate sex.
Oh, baby! I'm THERE!
Fry, do you even understand the word "invertebrate"?
Nope, but that's not the word I'm interested in. No need to pack pants, people! Let's roll!
Now Fry, it's been a few years since medical school, so remind me. Disemboweling in your species: fatal or non-fatal?
Fatal.
[To Bender] Large bet on myself in round one.
DDecapodian
See you at the frenzy, Doctor [He makes a gibberish noise].
Is that how you say "Zoidberg"? [The Decapodian runs off crying]
[angrily] You didn't have to call attention to his speech impediment.
[Zoidberg is unsuccessful in attracting a mate]
Why is Zoidberg the only one still alone?
Because he's a loser, that's why. He's the lobster equivalent of Fry.
Hey, I can any girl I want anytime I want! I'm just too busy.
[He plays with a yo-yo and the string gets tangled. He snarls and starts to untie it.]
[Dr. Zoidberg is attempting to woo Edna, with help from Fry.]
Tell her you just want to talk. It has nothing to do with mating.
[to Edna] I just want to talk. It has nothing to do with mating. [to Fry] Fry, that doesn't make sense.
EEdna
Dr. Zoidberg, that doesn't make sense. But okay.
Tell her she looks thin.
You seem malnourished. Are you suffering from intestinal parasites?
EEdna
Why yes! Thanks for noticing.
[to Fry] Now what?
Ask her how her day was.
Why would I want to know that?
You wouldn't. Ask anyway!
My fellow fish monsters, far be it for me to question your stupid civilization or its dumb customs, but is squeezing each other's brains out with a giant nutcracker really going to solve anything? Dr. Zoidberg is my friend, and though a woman has come between us, I say we'll always remain friends. You know why? For one reason...
[Dr. Zoidberg cuts off Fry's arm]
YOU BASTARD! I'LL KILL YOU! YOU BASTARD!
[after the "Frenzy" has finished]
Now how am I going to get rid of my male jelly?
I'll lend you this. [Waves severed arm]
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