Michelle quotes from Futurama

Michelle

Fry, why must you analyze everything with your relentless logic?

Michelle

Fry? Is it really you?

Fry

I don’t know. Is it really you?

Michelle

What do you mean you don’t know? Are you you or not?

Fry

Who wants to know?

Michelle

Oh Fry, it is you!

Michelle

It's a relief to meet you, Amy. I'm just having a hard time adjusting to all the strange stuff here in the future.

Amy

I'm from Mars.

Michelle

My mother always said you were a loser, Fry. Now get out there and prove her wrong.

Fry

Beth said that?

Fry

I find this post-apocalyptic wasteland very confusing. Seriously, I'm weirded out.

Michelle

That's because you're a loser. You were a loser in the year 2000 and you're a loser in the year 4000.

Fry

Yeah, but in the year 3000, I had it all; friends, a low-paying job, a bed in a robot's closet. I envied no man, but you wrecked everything!

Michelle

Quit standing up for yourself, Fry!