Will you be my friend?
[Bender holds out his hand.]
[holding his hand out to Fry] Put 'er there, pal. [Fry shakes his hand] I meant, your wallet.
“Anthology of Interest I” · Season 2
In this episode: Philip J. Fry (8), Zoidberg (7), Bender (5), Al Gore (5), Turanga Leela (4), Gary Gygax (3), Stephen Hawking (3), Professor Hubert Farnsworth (2)
[sees a guinea pig on a plate] What's this? Two meals in one week?
[Zoidberg devours the live guinea pig, and is trapped behind a glass box]
Gotcha!
Sucker!
Friends, help! A guinea pig tricked me!
Bite my colossal metal ass!
[sees Dr. Zoidberg wrecking havoc] Hey, I call this city! Quit touching my stuff!
Tell It To The Claw!
Are you people satisfied? This gentle visitor is dying, and we'll never even know why he came.
I'll tell you, with my final breath. I came here with a simple dream: a dream of killing all humans. And this is how it must end? Who's the real seven billion ton robot monster here? Not I. Not... I. [closes his eyes and dies]
Ohhh, you've killed me! You've killed me!
Oh God, what have I done?
I just told you! You've killed me!
[The anteaters finish him off. All that is left of him is his skeleton and his lab coat. An anteater coughs up his glasses onto his skull. Planet Express Corridor. Leela stand outside the lounge rubbing her hands.]
Ok, just try to be nonchalant.
[Planet Express: Lounge. Leela walks in whistling nonchalantly.]
Alright, so you're nonchalant. Quit rubbing our noses in it.
What are you hacking off? Is it my torso?! It is! My precious torso!
Hermes, quiet! I'm deducing things.
There's nothing wrong with murder, so long as you let Bender wet his beak.
You're blackmailing me?
Blackmail is such an ugly word; I prefer "extortion". The "X" makes it sound cool.
Do you have any gun?
No… AHHHHHHHHHH!
Who are you?
Scruffy, the janitor.
I've never seen you before.
And I've never seen you before neither.
Quiet, please.
My first clue came at 4:15, when the clock stopped. The next clue came 3 hours later at 4:15 when I discovered the murdered body of Amy's dead, deceased corpse!
That question was less stupid. Though you asked it in a profoundly stupid way.
What are you monsters? Is one of you I.C. Wienner?
If that's his pizza, then I'm I.C. Whatever.
Hey, Stephen Hawking! Aren't you that physicist that invented gravity?
Sure, why not?
Hey, Hawking, your pizza's ready.
Toss it in the garbage. [Outside Panucci's Pizza. Fry locks up for the night and walks into an alley. From alley] There he is. Seize him.
[from alley] Who said that?!
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