New shirt, Cleveland?
Donna saw an unflattering picture of me on Facebook and only lets me wear black now.
S19Meg Goes to College
S19Family Cat
Hey, can somebody change the channel? I'll watch anything except these stupid home renovations shows.
What's wrong with them?
Besides their lack of Kermits? Lots of things.
S19Tales of Former Sports Glory
Fidel Castro was there to throw out the first pitch. He was wearing the same outfit as always. Later, we would find out he had a fashion disease known as a chronic fatigue system. We would write more jokes about him but our dum-dum writers only know what he looks like.
Wow, Cleveland, I had no idea you played baseball! Too bad you couldn't hit a home run with The Cleveland Show.
Well, it certainly wasn't a whiff.
More of a foul out.
It. Was. A. Double!
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