Family Guy · Season 10
[on the phone] I don't know who you are. I don't know what you want, but I have a very particular lack of skills. I will never be able to find you. But what I do have is two dollars and a Casio wrist-watch. You can have one of them.
Drakkar Noir
These guys are serious. [to Lois] Lois, Meg's dead!
Hey, you ever accidentally masturbate to young pictures of your mom?
Who the fuck starts a conversation like that? I just sat down!
Hey, kid. Cm'ere. I wanna see if I can still smell your mom's boobs on your mouth.
Why don't you go and hump a pile of garbage?
[Stewie wakes up in the morning, and is greeted by Lois.]
Stewie, Rise and Shine, Good morning, Stewie.
Fuck you.
[Everyone sees Peter opening all of Kevin's presents]
Sorry, I opened some of the gifts.
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