Reverse memory erasing? Now that would be science fiction.
“Francine's Flashback” · Season 1, Episode 4
In this episode: Stan Smith (4), Roger (2), Avery Bullock (2), Steve Smith (1), Hayley Smith (1)
My mother stole my boyfriend!
Your boyfriend stole my wife! Let's get back at them by dating each other!
[pause]
Wait a minute. Daddy didn't think that through.
[talking about euthanising a racoon] She said it was the most compassionate thing she'd ever seen.... And I got to kill something. It was a magical moment.
BPBill Pullman
Has your loved one's memory been irretrievably lost? Hi. I'm forgettable actor Bill Pullman. You might not remember me from such movies as "While You Were Sleeping" and "Twister". Wait, was I in "Twister"? No, no that was Bill Paxton. See? Memory can be pretty tricky. So that's why if you tell your loved one what's happened to them, their brain will implode. Good luck. I'm Bill Pullman. Oh, oh, I was also in Independence D... [TV turns off]
Jeff Daniels is right.
[after spraying Mace in the face of an ugly girl screaming and falling down on the floor] I know, I know, bad for the ozone
[after knocking out two girls with a frying pan] Did you see where they went?
Who?
The black guys who did this.
This midnight fishing is great.
Sounds to me like someone doesn't want to go home.
Yeah, I'm laying low. Today is the anniversary of a huge fight me and Francine got into last year.
SSStan's coworker
Yeah? What about?
Oh, I forgot our anniversary. [his coworkers look at him in realisation] I'm never gonna do that again!
CCoworker
I...
[Avery silences him. Stan takes a swig of his beer and sighs contentedly. He takes another drink... and then the penny drops]
[screams]
There it is!
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