[after electrocuting terrorists] I just made a killing in the shock market!
“Roger Codger” · Season 1, Episode 5
In this episode: Stan Smith (5), Roger (3), Hayley Smith (3), Steve Smith (1), Francine Smith (1), Klaus (1)
[after being thought dead and being thrown in a dumpster] Can't a guy go into a stress induced hibernation without getting thrown in the trash?
OOld lady
[spitting at the Lincoln Memorial] That's for freein' the slaves, ya Negro-lovin' Yankee Devil!
[gritting his teeth] And suddenly, things turned ugly.
Now here's your allowance: five bubbles. [blows five bubbles] Ah, what the hell--six bubbles. [blows another bubble and whispers] Don't tell your mother.
[gets in the passenger side of a car] Stan Smith, CIA! To the Smithsonian! Oh wait, this my car. [shifts over to the driver's side] Even better!
Nobody threatens my family. Now, get out of the way or I'll shoot you all.
Oh, God, it's my junior prom all over again.
Hey, Hayley, got a minute?
Roger? You're alive? Or is this like an episode of the Twilight Zone where I talk to you from beyond the grave but only with terrible ironic results?
Oh, right, it's after 12:00, you're already high. Let me talk to the fish.
[after Steve calls him a monster] I'm not a monster. [a skull pops out of the boiler. Stan kicks it back in.]
Hayley, why don't you say grace?
I'll pass.
Come on, you pray all the time when Jeff comes over. "Oh God! Oh God!"
[clearly not understanding or ignoring the innuendo] Yes, yes, she's very devout.
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