American Dad! · Season 1, Episode 21
“Helping Handis” · Season 1, Episode 21
In this episode: Stan Smith (3), Steve Smith (2), Roger (1), Francine Smith (1), Hayley Smith (1), Klaus (1)
Steve, I can't believe you're here! [he and his friend are doing chemistry] The Schwartzstein's house is going off. It's like a damn Ludacris video; pimp cups, shorties, it's all crunked out.
We're quantifying the molecular--
Steve, if you're gonna crawl out this geek squad, you gotta log some time with the cool kids. Now get goin'! I'd-uh-ditch Fatty and Dim Sum on the way here; they're gonna blow the ratio.
Damn your experimental steroids!
It's okay, son, you're experiencing a perfectly natural side effect called 'roid rage.
Oh, I'm experiencing a side effect, all right! [pulls front of bathrobe] I have boobs!
Oh, my God!
I know. Talk about a butterface.
What are you doing, you animals?! Feet on the couch-I just steam cleaned! Salsa on the carpet?! But I vacuumed! [spots a male putting a beer can on the TV, sees a hand putting a cup on table, and another places a beer can on the same table then a droplet splashed] Coasteeerrrrrs! Aaaagggghhhh!
[held by Deaf Teddy] Ow! Let go of me!
Hayley, what are you doing here?
I was worried...you were acting so crazy, so I followed you.
[through sign language] I found her eavesdropping. Also, I'll need some time off in March. My wife's really on my ass.
Breadsticks, courtesy of table four. [two men wave at Stan and Steve]
Thanks, fellas, thank you. Wave to the nice men, Steve. Not too eager, son, they just bought us bread; they didn't let us take the Jag out for a spin.
Francine (before leaving for her next operation): Man, these hours are brutal. No wonder those doctors on Scrubs don't have time to be funny. (leaves)
Klaus (sadly): I like Scrubs.
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