Pen-gun, mightier than the sword.
[holding sword, blade folds to reveal a barrel] Sword-gun, mightier than the pen-gun.
“Stannie Get Your Gun” · Season 1, Episode 14
In this episode: Stan Smith (4), Roger (2), Hayley Smith (2), Steve Smith (1), Francine Smith (1)
[talking to his cookie] Shush...don't speak. I'll go get some milk for your bath
[after Roger successfully tricks Steve into thinking that Stan and Francine kidnapped him as a toddler due to Steve eating Roger's cookie]
Hey, son!
Don't "son" me, baby-snatcher! [pushes a bookcase onto Stan's wheelchair-ridden body]
[after a pause, apparently not upset at his son] Something on your mind, champ?
Steve! What are you doing?
[suavely] Something we've wanted to do for years, "sis". [he proceeds to french-kiss her for five seconds while she struggles to get away to no avail]
[in shock of what he just witnessed] Oh. My. God. [now with a smile on his face] Everything that happens from this point on is just gravy.
Look at you two. Who would've thought guns would bring you so close together?
I know. If only we could get some guns to the Middle East.
This is great! We've gotta go back on tour and spread the word. Guns are good!
What?!
Without guns I'd still be in a wheelchair. Guns heal the sick!
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