Hey Algernon, what's wrong with you? Can't you get an idea without saying it out loud?
“Failure is not a Factory-Installed Option” · Season 2, Episode 3
In this episode: Roger (5), Steve Smith (1), Hayley Smith (1)
[after receiving a delivery of film reels from Hayley]
[reading the inside covers] Porky's? Meatballs II? Enjoy your crap-fest.
Oh, go read The Bell Jar, you poser!
Oh my god, we're a broken home and I'm too drunk and they're to dumb to channel it into art.
Aw, Steve, your first gropefest. You won't truly appreciate the awkwardness of this moment until you're fondly reminiscing as a 35-year-old homosexual.
RMRepo Man
Here to repo the cars.
You can't do that. We're about to become men.
RMRepo Man
Well you may have planned on becoming men through sexual conquest, but perhaps an equally valid preparation for adulthood would be a night filled with disappointment and compromise.
MMan
Whatcha doin' on my corner?
[Jumbo juice Roger turns to what appears to be Taco King]
Hola, Taco king! ¿Cómo estás? [Taco King slaps away his pamphlets] Guess I should have used the formal usted...
TKTaco King
[Angrily] You're cutting into my business!
Oh come on. I bet if you let me inside your hard shell, I'd find a lump of soft meat... [clears throat] Th-That came out wrong. [Taco King Starts beating him up] Ow! Ow! Ow! Please! Let's talk this out! Pl- [Taco King kicks him] OW! [He gets lifted up] Why does everyone hate the juice??? [Taco King throws him to a bunch of moving cars.]
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