American Dad! · Season 1, Episode 19
“It's Good to Be Queen” · Season 1, Episode 19
In this episode: Roger (2), Steve Smith (1), Hayley Smith (1), Klaus (1)
It's all set, right?
It's gonna be just like in Carrie. [pulls rope; several squealing pigs fall on Stan]
Pigs? It was supposed to be pig's blood.
I didn't finish the book.
You stopped reading after the word "pigs"? That wasn't even the end of the sentence.
Hey, with this mortar launcher, we can get back at the kid who went all Tom Sizemore on your eye!
Oh, I wish I could get back at him. I'm gonna dress up as a girl and get him to have sex with me and then say "Ha! I'm not a girl! You just had sex with a boy that hates you!"
Yes, let's leave that plan between you, me, and the string of therapists who won't be able to help you.
A car is simply a means of transporting pizzas. Thankfully the pizzas survived for they contain the dough... of life.
[sarcastically as he goes on a delivery with Mitch] Oh, this is gonna be life changing.
[cut to Roger and Mitch exiting the house; this time]
[wide-eyed] That was totally life changing!
[Klaus, Hayley and Jeff are sitting around stoned, after having eaten marijuana brownies]
They say if you play it backwards ... you can hear the voice of a dead kid.
Wow ... wait, how do you play Monopoly backwards?
[The doorbell rings; loud knocking is heard.]
Oh mein Gott! Oh mein Gott!
Klaus, cool it! You're freaking out!
It's the cops! Quick, flush me down the toilet!
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