LSLemonade Scammer [after giving a customer free but spicy peanuts]
Those peanuts were soaked overnight in jalapeño pepper juice. I call 'em 'jalapeanuts'. Is that cute, or what?
S1 E15 Unfinished Business
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Lemonade Scammer
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LSLemonade Scammer [crying, while holding an audience member's puppy]
My Mom said, if I don't sell enough lemonade, she'll sell my puppy!
S1 E15 Unfinished Business
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LSLemonade Scammer [crying]
I went to all the trouble to find your golf ball, and you won't even buy any lemonade!
S1 E15 Unfinished Business
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Scenes with Lemonade Scammer 2
LSLemonade Scammer
[to a customer] Thirsty?
CSCustomer [Server]
Lemonade, please.
LSLemonade Scammer
Five bucks.
CCustomer
Five bucks? That's a lot of money.
LSLemonade Scammer
Well, you seem a lot of thirsty.
S1 E15 Unfinished Business
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GTGolfer [Thompson] to the Lemonade Scammer
Um, excuse me, have you seen my hat? (He notices the hat on her lemonade stand) Oh, there it is.
LSLemonade Scammer
Oh, you want this hat? That'll be 300 bucks.
GGolfer
Three--hun--I'm sorry; look, I am not paying you any $300 for my own hat!
LSLemonade Scammer's assistant [Bynes]
Then make is 400.
GGolfer
400? Where did you come--oh, no. I ain't payin'. Nuh-uh.
S1 E15 Unfinished Business
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