Miss Fingerly quotes from All That

"The classroom is no place to exchange ideas and information!"

"The classroom is no place for research."

"The classroom is no place to enjoy yourself."

"Good afternoon, students. I trust you all enjoyed lunch. I myself consumed a tasty chicken pot pie. Teachers love chicken pie...cock-a-doodle-pie!"

"As far as I'm concerned, Jenny is not a jolly nor good and...clearly she's no fellow! Now, please; stop interrupting!"

"Now, who can tell me what 'dangling participles' are?"

"Quite correct. For example, in the sentence 'Cooking in her new microwave, Grandma was happy'...now, we all know that a grandmother cannot fit in a microwave..."

"What are you eating there, young man?!"

[Kel Mitchell] "Um; just pudding, Miss Fingerly".

"Oh, I see. Well, I also see you don't have some for the rest of the class, do you?"

"Just one moment, please".

"Pudding, everybody?"

"All right; now, that is not funny!"

Now, take out your textbooks, and turn to chapter…

Young man, are you chewing gum? Hmmmm? Well, if you want to chew gum, you’re going to have to bring some for the rest of the class, understand?

Um…yes, Miss Fingerly.

Good. Now, take out your textbooks, and turn to chap-…ter…

Young lady, you know the rules. Did you bring large radios for the rest of the class, hmmmm?

Yes I did, Miss Fingerly!

What are you eating there, young man?

Um, just pudding, Miss Fingerly.

Oh, I see. Well, I also see you don’t have some for the rest of the class, do you?

Just one moment, please.

Pudding, everybody?

All right; now, that is not funny!

Who are you, hmmmm?! You’re not in this class, young man!

Oh, I’m sorry, Miss Fingerly. This is my little brother. I brought him here so he could watch today.

This is unacceptable; you know the rules!

You know I do, Miss Fingerly. C’mon, gang!

[British accent] My name is Maggot!

I'm Rash!

They call me SPEW!

All right. Spew, Rash...Maggot. Now, where are you children from?

Miss Fingerly, don't you know who they are?

Yeah!

They're Bacteria!

Now, let's not judge others by their appearance.

No; they're Bacteria, the hottest band around!

Their CD, Raw Sewage, just went Triple Platinum!

Oh, I see. Well, perhaps you'd like to tell the class how your band got the name "Bacteria"!

Well, you see, our drummer, Spew, forgot to take a bath for 3½ years, and when we looked under his armpit, we found...

All right! Let's all take our seats.

Hi, people. I'm Winter Wonders, and this is the game show called "What Do You Do?", where our panel tries to figure out what some kid does.

Now, let's meet our panel from Dullmont Junior High School...Principal Pimpell...Miss Fingerly...Coach Kreeton...

Dahhhhh!

...and...Kevin? You're not from Dull Junior High.

I'm not wearing any pants.

Dah! Now, why does Coach Kreeton have to sit next to Kevin, huh? Oh, that's nasty! That's just nasty! What's Coach Kreeton gonna do?! What's Coach Kreeton gonna do?! OH, oh, oh, OH!!

Okay, let's bring on our first contestant, Kalie Lipp.

Hi, Winter Wonders!

Okay; now, remember, Kalie, if any of the panelists cannot guess what you do, you win Barbara's New Fresno Dream Hut!

Wow, I'd love to have that hut!

Yeah; wouldn't ya just? Now, let's tell the audience at home what Kalie does.

Kalie...licks lobsters.

The first guess is...Principal Pimpell.

Principal William Baines Pimpell! Now, Kalie, as principal of Dullmont Junior High School, I'd like to ask you this question. Does what you do...have anything to do...with the nasty, bulbous pimple on m'forehead?

Uh...no.

My turn, my turn!

Ahhhh!

Kalie...does what you do have anything to do...with the nasty, bulbous pimple on Principal Pimpell's forehead?

I said, "No".

Now, Miss Fingerly, if you had listened...you would know that I had already posed...that question, prior to what you were saying.

Why won't that pop?

Coach Kreeton, your guess.

Oh, yeah! All right, now, let me get this straight...if, uh, Coach Kreeton guesses what Kalie-Kalie does, then little Kalie-Kalie doesn't get the pink, pretty dollhouse!

That's right!

Hehe...hehe...hehe...goo-oo-ood. All right, now, Kalie! Do whatcha do...have anything to do...with my sad, miserable life?!

Uh, no.

Your guess, Kevin.

No! No! Let me go again! Let me go again! I'll do it! (Grabs Kevin by the head)

I pass to Coach Kreeton.

Goo-oo-ood...(Lets go of Kevin) Now, Kalie...do you...lick lobsters?

Correct!

Oh, yeah! [to Kalie]: How does it feel, to be a loser, like Coach Kreeton?! Me a loser; now, you a loser! Ha-ha-ha!

But I wanted to win Barbara's Fresno Dream Hut.

Sorry!

Whoa! No more dolly hut! No more dolly hut! **

All right, class. Today, we will be discussing popular music. Now, who can tell me the name of the very first CD ever released by Boyz II Men?

All right, um...Harpo?

Oh, yes! Okay, all right, the very first CD by Boyz II Men was called "II".

Noooo...it's "Cooleyhighharmony".

No! You're wrong, man! It was called "II"!

"Cooleyhighharmony"!

"II"!

"Cooleyhighharmony"!

"II"!

Oh! "Cooleyhighharmony"!

Oh! I hate you!

You make me sad!

Okay; fine, Balthazar! Okay; so, like, you think that Boyz II Men's first CD was called "Cooleyhighharmony". But I know who can settle this, man.

Chuh-guh!

Hey! Boyz II Men! Okay, men, Balthazar there says that your first CD was entitled "Cooleyhighharmony", but I think that it was called "II". So, who's right?

Well, Harpo, I hate to tell you this, but, um, Balthazar is right.

Yeah. Our first CD was called "Cooleyhighharmony"; the second one was entitled "II".

Yeah, I mean, if you think about it, you know, like, "II"..."II", the second...second album.

I feel so foolish.

[one of Miss Fingerly's students, while the class is taking a history test] "I was just asking Bonnie what the answer to #1 is".

[Lori Beth Denberg] "Why do such a thing?!"

"Well...Bonnie knows...and I don't".

"Sassy! That's cheating, which is bad! Now, leave Bonnie be!"

"Does what you do...have anything to do...with the nasty, bulbous pimple on my forehead?"

[Bynes] "Uh, no."

"My turn; my turn."

"Ar-r-rgh!"

"Kalie...does what you do have anything to do...with the nasty, bulbous pimple on Principal Pimpell's forehead?"

"I said, 'No'."

"Now, Miss Fingerly, if you have listened...you would know that I had already posted that question prior to what you were sayin'."

[tries to pop Principal Pimpell's pimple] "Why won't that pop?"