Detective Dan quotes from All That

"Hello, Pizza Shack? I'd like a large pepperoni pizza with no pepperonis. I'm Detective Dan".

"Wait a minute! Where was I when this robbery was takin' place? Hmmmm...boys! Beat me, and then push me so I go flyin' out the window!"

"I'm Detective Dan! Everybody up against the wall, and nobody move!"

"Um...Detective Dan...how are we supposed to get up against the wall without moving?"

"I'm Detective Dan."

"That explains nothing."

YOOOOUUU!! You have angered Helga! (grabs Dectective Dan by his trench coat) Now you must pay!

Don't mind if I do!

"I think we've all learned a valuable lesson here today".

[Amanda Bynes] "Yeah! I've learned that you're a moron!"

"You! You there! I'd like a coupla words with ya!"

[guest star Douglas Brush {1921-2004}] "Uh...yes?"

[steps through the coffee table] "You wouldn't happen to know who mighta stolen Mrs. Lipschitz's jewelry, would ya?"

"No. Not really. No".

"Seen anything at all...suspicious?"

"No. Can't say that I have".