Ed quotes from All That

"Welcome to Good Burger, home of the Good Burger; can I take your order?"

[singing] "I'm a dude, he's a dude, she's a dude, 'cause we're all dudes, hey!"

"Uhhh...no?"

"That'll be eight bucks."

"Welcome to Good Burger, home of the Good Burger. Is there anything in my nose?"

[coordinating producer Tracy Lynn Sullivan] "I don't know."

[Johnson] "Can I get a strawberry shake with a Good Burger, please?"

"Here you go."

"Ewwwww!"

"Oh. It's a new thing. Combo."

[Tricia Dickson] "I won! I won!"

"Whoa, you one?"

"Yes!"

"Well...you look so much older."

"Um...yeah. Anyway, I have a winning ticket here for one free Good Meal!"

"One free Good Meal! That'll be eight bucks."

"No...you're not supposed to charge me money".

Ed, E-E-Ed, Ed? Listen closely now. It's very important that you sell as many Good Weenies as possible.

Oh; have I ever let you down?

Yes; many times. Oh, here come some customers. Now, remember; sell, sell, sell! Good luck.

(thinking) I'm lost in thought.

(thinking) He seems lost in thought.

She's so pretty, just like a...like, uh...like someone who's pretty.

I hope he thinks I'm pretty.

I do.

He'd be the coolest boyfriend.

Some vegetables...are green.

I wonder if he'll call me, and ask me out on a date.

I want to call her, and ask her out on a date, but I don't know how...

...to use a phone.

Ed, it's so easy, spell.

My foot's cold.

Hey! I'm missin' a shoe!

I am Pastar.

I am Fudgesarbs. We are from the Kopelow Galaxy.

We are aliens from another planet.

We have traveled millions of light-years to investigate your planet Earth.

Welcome to Good Burger, home of the Good Burger; can I take your order?

We said..."WE ARE ALIENS...FROM ANOTHER PLANET".

And I said..."WELCOME TO GOOD BURGER...HOME OF THE GOOD BURGER...CAN I TAKE YOUR ORDER?".

Hey, man, wait a minute. Hey, what's wrong with you, man?! I drove through the drive-thru, and you threw food all over me!

Uh...no?

Uh...yes...look at it, I got shake all on my shirt, these Good Chunks all over me; what is wrong with you?!

Uh...napkin?

Oh, yeah; that'll really help...no, I don't need no napkin!

Uh...moist towelette?

Oh...no, I don't need a moist towelette or a napkin; what I need is a shower!

Oh. Okay, hold on. (Ed sprays the customer with ginger-ale)

What are you doing, man; what are you doing, what are you doing, what are you doing?! Why are you spraying me with water?!

I didn't. This was ginger-ale.

Whoa! We have a drive-through window!

Ed, we've had a drive-through window for 3 years; it's right over there.(He points the drive-through window out to Ed.)

Whoa! How does the car fit through that little window over there?

It doesn't, Ed! The cars don't drive through the window; they drive past the window!

Oh; well, why don't they call it a "drive-pass" window?

Hey, Connie!

Hello; I'm Connie Muldoon!

I know. Welcome to Good Burger, home of the Good Burger; can I take your order?

Yes; I would like to try your new Good Good Good Good Burger!

Sorry; we don't serve that here.

Oh; yes ya do!

'Fraid not.

Oh; 'fraid so! Look! Look, the writing on that sign, see? See all the hoopla? See? The Good Good Good Good Burger! The burger with four meat patties!

Oh, who's Patty?

No...meat patty!

Where is she?

Who?

Patty.

There is no Patty!

Then how can I meet her?

No, cabbage pot! I'm talking about meat patties!

So, you wanna meet Patty.

No! Four meat patties! Four, four four!

444 meat patties to go!

Well, you're screwy; I'm exiting!

Oh, hey; say hi to Patty!

Screwy! (She leaves)

I won! I won!

Whoa, you one?

Yes!

Well...you look so much older.

Um...yeah. Anyway, I have a winning ticket here, for one free Good Meal!

One free Good Meal! That'll be eight bucks.

No...you're not supposed to charge me money.

Well, then, give me your watch!

No! Look; you don't understand.

No, I don't understand.

Exactly; now, pay attention. See your signs? Good Burger's having a contest with Scratch & Win tickets. Now, I scratched off my ticket, and it says I get one free Good Meal...

[looks at a customer's winning ticket, which Ed claimed was for $5,000] "Aw, for the love of decimals, Ed, this says he won 50¢! 50¢, not 5,000!"

"Hi, I'd like a Good Punch."

"Okay." [Ed punches the customer in the face, KO-ing him.]

"Why did you hit me? All I did was ask for a Good Punch!" [Ed knocks him out again.]

"Okay, I think I've got it now. I keep asking for a Good Punch, and you keep hitting me repeatedly, with that in mind. I would like to order one Good Soda. That is S-O-...D-A...'soda'."

"One Good Soda."

"Right." [Ed punches him out again.]