Katrina quotes from All That

Guys...guys...listen up. Has anybody met Amanda yet?

You mean Amanda, our new cast member?

I'm afraid so.

Alisa Reyes

Wait second; what's wrong with Amanda?

Well, let's just say, she's way too happy and perky.

Lori Beth Denberg

Oh, I hate happy and perky.

Hi-hi, everyone, it's me, Amanda!

What's, what's up?

I just wanted to tell y'all how happy and perky I am to be joining the cast of All That. We're all gonna have such fun.

Oh, I'm sure we are.

Okay, everybody; gather 'round.

Aw, c'mon, Goldilocks.

Lori Beth Denberg

Uh, look, Amanda; nothing personal, but...we don't like to gather.

Oh, Lori Beth, you are so funny.

Lori Beth Denberg

Don't you forget it.

C'mon, you guys; I have something for all of you. Now, for the boys, I made you all a bunch of oatmeal and raisin cookies.

Oh, cookies!

And for the girls, stuffed animals! Lori Beth, I got you a bear, and for Alisa, a tiger. And for Katrina, a pretty pink bunny. Isn't he just too cute?

Way...too cute.

Five minutes! Show starts in five minutes! Oh, I see you've all met our new cast member, Amanda. Isn't she all happy and perky? I just know she's gonna fit right in. Oh, a bunny!

Amanda gave it to me.

Alisa

I got a tiger.

Lori Beth Denberg

Bear.

Cookies.

What wonderful gifts. I enjoy gifts.

Oh, Kevin; you didn't think I'd forget you, did you?

You got me a present?

Of course.

Give it...

I can't take too much more of her.

Lori Beth

She makes me queasy.

Even her cookies are too sweet.

You just don't like her 'cause she's all sweet and kindly. You know, we could all learn a thing or two from Amanda; that's what I say.

And this is for Kevin.

Chair!

A very special chair for a very special stage manager...

Oh, it's so comfy. My rear feels all happy. You know, I do need to relax now and then, you know...what's this red button right here?

Gee, I don't know. Why don't you push it?

Alrighty.

Adios, sucker.

You did that on purpose, didn't you?

Uh-huh.

Amanda? Just have one thing to say...welcome to the cast!

[to Kenan, after getting amnesia due to a concussion from a falling spotlight] "'Josh'. 'Josh'. Why does everyone keep calling me 'Josh'? My name is Lord Swainsboro of Fontcastle...you lout." "'Lout'? Who you callin' a 'lout'?"

[to Katrina Johnson] "Hey, what's a lout?"

"I don't know. But he's Lord Swainsboro of Fontcastle."

Lori Beth Denberg

"Well, ever since he got hit on the head, he thinks he's an English gentleman from the 18th century."

"Oh, c'mon; cut it out, Josh. This isn't funny."

"Gentlepeople! I must ask you to refrain from calling me by this...'Josh'. My name is Lord Swainsboro of Fontcastle."

Lori Beth

"We gotta snap him outta this before the show starts."

"Yeah; he's in the first scene."

[to Katrina] "Ah, good lady, I beg your pardon. But the only appointment on my schedule today is for afternoon tea. I'm meeting Lord Worcestershire at 4 PM this very day."

"Oh, he's been goin' off the deep end; see, somethin' wrong. Somethin' wrong."

"Hi, everybody!"

"'Manda!" [They fist-bump]

Lori Beth

"Hi, Amanda, hi."

"Oh; what a delightful young cherub." [He kneels before Amanda]

"What's with him?"

"He got hit in the head with a light. Now he thinks he's Lord Fruitcake of Freakspit."

Lori Beth

[singing] "Christmastime is fun and jolly..."

[singing] "Dibby dobby doo, da da da da..."

Lori Beth

[singing] "Kiss the ham, and say, 'Oh, golly!'..."

[singing] "Dibby dobby doo, da da da da..."

Lori Beth

[singing] "Sniff your goose, and roast your chestnuts..."

[Kenan and Kel; in the audience, mocking] "Dibby dobby doo, da da da..."

[normal voices] "...shut up!"

Lori Beth

"Hey; we're trying to sing a song..."

[he and Mavis come up onstage] "Tryin'" is right!"

"Uh-huh; tryin' and failin' ..."

Alisa

"Oh, and I suppose you two can do any better?"

"Nope."

"But our nephews sure could."

"Oh, yeah; well, who's your nephews?"

"Well, they're around here somewhere."

"Run...DMC!"

"Jay!"