Narrator quotes from All That

"This is the Collierville Nuclear Power Plant. Meet Robert J. Davis, security guard…a clumsy, ordinary man, until he slipped and fell headfirst into a bucket full of nuclear waste. The bucket was stuck…"

"That day, Robert J. Davis changed. He became…BUCKETMAN! The most powerful superhero of all time! His one weakness; he can’t see through the bucket!"

"And now...'Story Time with the Osbournes'".

Don’t touch it!

Do you know what it is?

I’m almost certain, but we have to talk to the family.

What did you eat for dinner last night, ma’am?

Leftover meatloaf.

For lunch?

Leftover meatloaf and cheese.

For breakfast?

Leftover meatloaf and eggs.

What kind of meat was it?

I’m not sure. It was mostly loaf.

When did you first cook it?

Wednesday.

Tuesday.

Three weeks ago, Monday.

I knew it. It confirms my test.

What is it?

It’s G. L. O. R. P.!

What?!

That’s right…Gooey Left Over Refrigerator Pus. Better known as…G. L. O. R. P..

But what’s happened to my husband?!

It’s very simple. You see, the diatical chloride crystals in the thermostatic fluid of today’s refrigerators metamorphosizes the free radicals in any food left over for 7 consecutive days.

In other words, if you don’t eat it, it eats you.

The G. L. O. R. P. ate my Daddy?!

No, not all of him; probably just his brain.

I found the trail; c’mon.

The ambulance is here!

That’s no ambulance.

That’s the work of G. L. O. R. P..

The events you’ve just witnessed are real, and can happen to you. Only the names have been changed to protect the G. L. O. R. P.. So, remember, the next time you leave leftovers in your refrigerator, be careful, beware, and be…

What’s up, Penny People? Penny here, and I am pumped! I just got the new Troll Quest game and I am about to dah…mih…nate…it…right…now!

Choose your character!

Zilda…mm. Oo; Goxer!

You’ve chosen…”Goxer”!

Let’s do this!

Let’s go!

Choose your armor.

Shield? No. Gauntlet? Meh. Oo; helmet!

You’ve chosen…”helmet”!

Great choice, friend!

Choose your scarf.

You’ve chosen…”blue”!

Great choice, friend!

Choose…what shade of blue.

You’ve chosen…”aquamarine”!

Great choice, friend!

There’s something inside of Goxer’s shoe. Choose…what it is.

You’ve chosen…”small rock”.

Great choice, friend.

Would you like for Goxer to take the small rock out of his shoe?

Ugh; is this for real? I don’t know; yes? I really don’t care.

You’ve chosen “remove the small rock”. You are now playing at a disadvantage.

That doesn’t make any sense!

Great choice, friend!

Is your character a cat person or a dog person?

I don’t care!

Choose your refrigerator.

Refrigerator?!

Does your character pronounce it...

...“care-uh-mel”...

...or...

...“car-mel”?

Who says “carmel”?!

Choose your inflatable pool toy.

Is your character good about using coasters?

What is happening?!

What should your character be for Halloween next year?

I, just, want, to, play!

Choose…your weapon.

You’ve chosen…”sword”!

Great choice, friend!

You’re ready to play!

All right, Penny People! Finally, the moment we’ve all been waiting for…game time!

Game over!

WHAT?! NO-O-O-O-O-O-O-O-O-O!

Choose your character.

Nope; nope; can’t with this.

Let’s do this!