Coach Kreeton quotes from All That

"No, no, no...NO! Don't dance like a buncha crazy dancin' people! This is volleyball; not one of them rock'n'roll videos with the...hoodlum music!"

"Oh, the life I live is sad!"

"Aww, my happiness is a memory!"

"Hehe! Hehe! Hehe! Goo-oo-ood..."

"Oh, why must you upset me in ways I can't understand?!"

"I demand to see a hall, pass, ticket, slip!"

"All right; now, tell me what's in your book...pack...bag...sack!"

"Oh, yeah; celebrate! Celebrate! It's about time ya popped that pimple! Oh, every time I look at it, it makes me think of the Moon! Oh, I'm so happy! The only thing worser than that ol' crazy-lookin' pimple...is my sad...miserable life."

Hi, people. I'm Winter Wonders, and this is the game show called "What Do You Do?", where our panel tries to figure out what some kid does.

Now, let's meet our panel from Dullmont Junior High School...Principal Pimpell...Miss Fingerly...Coach Kreeton...

Dahhhhh!

...and...Kevin? You're not from Dull Junior High.

I'm not wearing any pants.

Dah! Now, why does Coach Kreeton have to sit next to Kevin, huh? Oh, that's nasty! That's just nasty! What's Coach Kreeton gonna do?! What's Coach Kreeton gonna do?! OH, oh, oh, OH!!

Okay, let's bring on our first contestant, Kalie Lipp.

Hi, Winter Wonders!

Okay; now, remember, Kalie, if any of the panelists cannot guess what you do, you win Barbara's New Fresno Dream Hut!

Wow, I'd love to have that hut!

Yeah; wouldn't ya just? Now, let's tell the audience at home what Kalie does.

Kalie...licks lobsters.

The first guess is...Principal Pimpell.

Principal William Baines Pimpell! Now, Kalie, as principal of Dullmont Junior High School, I'd like to ask you this question. Does what you do...have anything to do...with the nasty, bulbous pimple on m'forehead?

Uh...no.

My turn, my turn!

Ahhhh!

Kalie...does what you do have anything to do...with the nasty, bulbous pimple on Principal Pimpell's forehead?

I said, "No".

Now, Miss Fingerly, if you had listened...you would know that I had already posed...that question, prior to what you were saying.

Why won't that pop?

Coach Kreeton, your guess.

Oh, yeah! All right, now, let me get this straight...if, uh, Coach Kreeton guesses what Kalie-Kalie does, then little Kalie-Kalie doesn't get the pink, pretty dollhouse!

That's right!

Hehe...hehe...hehe...goo-oo-ood. All right, now, Kalie! Do whatcha do...have anything to do...with my sad, miserable life?!

Uh, no.

Your guess, Kevin.

No! No! Let me go again! Let me go again! I'll do it! (Grabs Kevin by the head)

I pass to Coach Kreeton.

Goo-oo-ood...(Lets go of Kevin) Now, Kalie...do you...lick lobsters?

Correct!

Oh, yeah! [to Kalie]: How does it feel, to be a loser, like Coach Kreeton?! Me a loser; now, you a loser! Ha-ha-ha!

But I wanted to win Barbara's Fresno Dream Hut.

Sorry!

Whoa! No more dolly hut! No more dolly hut! **

"Does what you do...have anything to do...with the nasty, bulbous pimple on my forehead?"

[Bynes] "Uh, no."

"My turn; my turn."

"Ar-r-rgh!"

"Kalie...does what you do have anything to do...with the nasty, bulbous pimple on Principal Pimpell's forehead?"

"I said, 'No'."

"Now, Miss Fingerly, if you have listened...you would know that I had already posted that question prior to what you were sayin'."

[tries to pop Principal Pimpell's pimple] "Why won't that pop?"