Mr. Bailey quotes from All That

Ed, E-E-Ed, Ed? Listen closely now. It's very important that you sell as many Good Weenies as possible.

Oh; have I ever let you down?

Yes; many times. Oh, here come some customers. Now, remember; sell, sell, sell! Good luck.

Whoa! We have a drive-through window!

Ed, we've had a drive-through window for 3 years; it's right over there.(He points the drive-through window out to Ed.)

Whoa! How does the car fit through that little window over there?

It doesn't, Ed! The cars don't drive through the window; they drive past the window!

Oh; well, why don't they call it a "drive-pass" window?

I won! I won!

Whoa, you one?

Yes!

Well...you look so much older.

Um...yeah. Anyway, I have a winning ticket here, for one free Good Meal!

One free Good Meal! That'll be eight bucks.

No...you're not supposed to charge me money.

Well, then, give me your watch!

No! Look; you don't understand.

No, I don't understand.

Exactly; now, pay attention. See your signs? Good Burger's having a contest with Scratch & Win tickets. Now, I scratched off my ticket, and it says I get one free Good Meal...

[looks at a customer's winning ticket, which Ed claimed was for $5,000] "Aw, for the love of decimals, Ed, this says he won 50¢! 50¢, not 5,000!"