Clavis quotes from All That

"Hey, Clavis, wake up; the show is over."

[Kel Mitchell] "Oh, yeah; kick it!"

"Hey, look at that, Clavis."

"Yeah, it's some kinda crazy camer-er-a."

[singsong] "Hello-o-o-o..."

[singsong] "Howdy-do-o-o-o..."

"Ya hear that, Mavis? They're callin' for somebody named 'SQUASH BOY'!"

"Yeah...that's funny! Never heard of a boy...made entirely outta squash...before!"

[Kenan Thompson] "I thought I had the biggest, baggiest pants in the world...then I met Baggin' Saggin' Mary."

"You've been blessed with magic trousers. Use your gift. You just gotta reach deep down in your pants...and pull out things you never knew you had. Reach down deep."

Lori Beth

[singing] "Christmastime is fun and jolly..."

[singing] "Dibby dobby doo, da da da da..."

Lori Beth

[singing] "Kiss the ham, and say, 'Oh, golly!'..."

[singing] "Dibby dobby doo, da da da da..."

Lori Beth

[singing] "Sniff your goose, and roast your chestnuts..."

[Kenan and Kel; in the audience, mocking] "Dibby dobby doo, da da da..."

[normal voices] "...shut up!"

Lori Beth

"Hey; we're trying to sing a song..."

[he and Mavis come up onstage] "Tryin'" is right!"

"Uh-huh; tryin' and failin' ..."

Alisa

"Oh, and I suppose you two can do any better?"

"Nope."

"But our nephews sure could."

"Oh, yeah; well, who's your nephews?"

"Well, they're around here somewhere."

"Run...DMC!"

"Jay!"

Lori Beth

"Run DMC?"

"They're your nephews?"

"Well, you see, Run is the grandnephew of my cousin Gertris."

"And DMC...he's my next-door neighbor's brother's chiropractor."

"And we don't know who Jay is, but he looks like a fine young man."

"Now, if we're gonna have some Christmas singin', I suggest we let Run DMC do it."

"Word up; we're gonna take that Christmas song and flip it to our style."