Kevin Kopelow quotes from All That

"Five minutes! The show starts in five minutes!"

"Listen up. I'm just here to tell ya, that in ten minutes, the show will be startin' in five minutes."

"Everyone, I have a little surprise for you all! Kenan?"

"It's the Big Ear of Corn!"

"So, what was wrong with the Corn?"

"Nothin'; it turns out that the Big Ear of Corn wasn't even sick at all! Katrina?"

Guys...guys...listen up. Has anybody met Amanda yet?

You mean Amanda, our new cast member?

I'm afraid so.

Alisa Reyes

Wait second; what's wrong with Amanda?

Well, let's just say, she's way too happy and perky.

Lori Beth Denberg

Oh, I hate happy and perky.

Hi-hi, everyone, it's me, Amanda!

What's, what's up?

I just wanted to tell y'all how happy and perky I am to be joining the cast of All That. We're all gonna have such fun.

Oh, I'm sure we are.

Okay, everybody; gather 'round.

Aw, c'mon, Goldilocks.

Lori Beth Denberg

Uh, look, Amanda; nothing personal, but...we don't like to gather.

Oh, Lori Beth, you are so funny.

Lori Beth Denberg

Don't you forget it.

C'mon, you guys; I have something for all of you. Now, for the boys, I made you all a bunch of oatmeal and raisin cookies.

Oh, cookies!

And for the girls, stuffed animals! Lori Beth, I got you a bear, and for Alisa, a tiger. And for Katrina, a pretty pink bunny. Isn't he just too cute?

Way...too cute.

Five minutes! Show starts in five minutes! Oh, I see you've all met our new cast member, Amanda. Isn't she all happy and perky? I just know she's gonna fit right in. Oh, a bunny!

Amanda gave it to me.

Alisa

I got a tiger.

Lori Beth Denberg

Bear.

Cookies.

What wonderful gifts. I enjoy gifts.

Oh, Kevin; you didn't think I'd forget you, did you?

You got me a present?

Of course.

Give it...

I can't take too much more of her.

Lori Beth

She makes me queasy.

Even her cookies are too sweet.

You just don't like her 'cause she's all sweet and kindly. You know, we could all learn a thing or two from Amanda; that's what I say.

And this is for Kevin.

Chair!

A very special chair for a very special stage manager...

Oh, it's so comfy. My rear feels all happy. You know, I do need to relax now and then, you know...what's this red button right here?

Gee, I don't know. Why don't you push it?

Alrighty.

Adios, sucker.

You did that on purpose, didn't you?

Uh-huh.

Amanda? Just have one thing to say...welcome to the cast!

Hi, people. I'm Winter Wonders, and this is the game show called "What Do You Do?", where our panel tries to figure out what some kid does.

Now, let's meet our panel from Dullmont Junior High School...Principal Pimpell...Miss Fingerly...Coach Kreeton...

Dahhhhh!

...and...Kevin? You're not from Dull Junior High.

I'm not wearing any pants.

Dah! Now, why does Coach Kreeton have to sit next to Kevin, huh? Oh, that's nasty! That's just nasty! What's Coach Kreeton gonna do?! What's Coach Kreeton gonna do?! OH, oh, oh, OH!!

Okay, let's bring on our first contestant, Kalie Lipp.

Hi, Winter Wonders!

Okay; now, remember, Kalie, if any of the panelists cannot guess what you do, you win Barbara's New Fresno Dream Hut!

Wow, I'd love to have that hut!

Yeah; wouldn't ya just? Now, let's tell the audience at home what Kalie does.

Kalie...licks lobsters.

The first guess is...Principal Pimpell.

Principal William Baines Pimpell! Now, Kalie, as principal of Dullmont Junior High School, I'd like to ask you this question. Does what you do...have anything to do...with the nasty, bulbous pimple on m'forehead?

Uh...no.

My turn, my turn!

Ahhhh!

Kalie...does what you do have anything to do...with the nasty, bulbous pimple on Principal Pimpell's forehead?

I said, "No".

Now, Miss Fingerly, if you had listened...you would know that I had already posed...that question, prior to what you were saying.

Why won't that pop?

Coach Kreeton, your guess.

Oh, yeah! All right, now, let me get this straight...if, uh, Coach Kreeton guesses what Kalie-Kalie does, then little Kalie-Kalie doesn't get the pink, pretty dollhouse!

That's right!

Hehe...hehe...hehe...goo-oo-ood. All right, now, Kalie! Do whatcha do...have anything to do...with my sad, miserable life?!

Uh, no.

Your guess, Kevin.

No! No! Let me go again! Let me go again! I'll do it! (Grabs Kevin by the head)

I pass to Coach Kreeton.

Goo-oo-ood...(Lets go of Kevin) Now, Kalie...do you...lick lobsters?

Correct!

Oh, yeah! [to Kalie]: How does it feel, to be a loser, like Coach Kreeton?! Me a loser; now, you a loser! Ha-ha-ha!

But I wanted to win Barbara's Fresno Dream Hut.

Sorry!

Whoa! No more dolly hut! No more dolly hut! **