Alternate Bobby quotes from All That

"I’m gonna practice my harp now."

"Okay, Dad."

"Touchdown!"

"Hop in, sis!"

"Video games; is that all you kids ever do?!"

[Server] "No…sometimes we watch cartoons."

"That’s enough out of you, young man!"

[in unison] "Awwwww…"

"Don’t say 'Aw'. Hazel…go do your homework immediately! After that, you’re to clean up the kitchen and read that set of encyclopedias!"

[Johnson] "The whole set of encyclopedias?!"

"Mm-hmm."

"Aw, man!"

"Tough luck, kid."

"And you, young man…take out the garbage and then go mow the lawn."

"I mowed the lawn."

"Then mow the neighbors’ lawn."

"It’s nighttime."

"Then practice your harp."

"Aw, Dad…"

"Parents…"

"Unbelievable!"

"I wonder if there’s another world out there. Another planet…where kids get what they want."

"I don’t know about that. Another world? Where kids get what they want? I don’t know."

"The volume!
"

"Oh…right, Mom; sure!"

"We’re proud of you both. In fact, I think I know two kids who deserve a week off from school!"

"Thanks, Pop."

"Thanks!"

"Oh, my; I almost forgot dinner!"

"All right, kids; you heard your mother! Everyone, put your hands in the dirt!"

"Hey, Mom; what’s for dinner?"

"Yeah; we’re starvin’!"

"A giant bowl of ice cream!"

"Now, remember, kids; chew with your mouths open!"

"Oh, it’s delicious!"

"Mom…um, after dinner, can we go outside and play some ball?"

"Oh, Dad; can we?"

"Play ball?!"

"Outside?!"

"Is something wrong with our living room?!"

[in unison] "NO-O-O…"

[to the alternate father] "Here ya go, honey!"

[catching the ball] "Woo! Little football!"

"Dad, I’m open!"