Winter Wonders quotes from All That

"I'm Winter Wonders, and this is the game show called What Do You Do?*, where our panel tries to figure out what some kid does."

Hi, people. I'm Winter Wonders, and this is the game show called "What Do You Do?", where our panel tries to figure out what some kid does.

Now, let's meet our panel from Dullmont Junior High School...Principal Pimpell...Miss Fingerly...Coach Kreeton...

Dahhhhh!

...and...Kevin? You're not from Dull Junior High.

I'm not wearing any pants.

Dah! Now, why does Coach Kreeton have to sit next to Kevin, huh? Oh, that's nasty! That's just nasty! What's Coach Kreeton gonna do?! What's Coach Kreeton gonna do?! OH, oh, oh, OH!!

Okay, let's bring on our first contestant, Kalie Lipp.

Hi, Winter Wonders!

Okay; now, remember, Kalie, if any of the panelists cannot guess what you do, you win Barbara's New Fresno Dream Hut!

Wow, I'd love to have that hut!

Yeah; wouldn't ya just? Now, let's tell the audience at home what Kalie does.

Kalie...licks lobsters.

The first guess is...Principal Pimpell.

Principal William Baines Pimpell! Now, Kalie, as principal of Dullmont Junior High School, I'd like to ask you this question. Does what you do...have anything to do...with the nasty, bulbous pimple on m'forehead?

Uh...no.

My turn, my turn!

Ahhhh!

Kalie...does what you do have anything to do...with the nasty, bulbous pimple on Principal Pimpell's forehead?

I said, "No".

Now, Miss Fingerly, if you had listened...you would know that I had already posed...that question, prior to what you were saying.

Why won't that pop?

Coach Kreeton, your guess.

Oh, yeah! All right, now, let me get this straight...if, uh, Coach Kreeton guesses what Kalie-Kalie does, then little Kalie-Kalie doesn't get the pink, pretty dollhouse!

That's right!

Hehe...hehe...hehe...goo-oo-ood. All right, now, Kalie! Do whatcha do...have anything to do...with my sad, miserable life?!

Uh, no.

Your guess, Kevin.

No! No! Let me go again! Let me go again! I'll do it! (Grabs Kevin by the head)

I pass to Coach Kreeton.

Goo-oo-ood...(Lets go of Kevin) Now, Kalie...do you...lick lobsters?

Correct!

Oh, yeah! [to Kalie]: How does it feel, to be a loser, like Coach Kreeton?! Me a loser; now, you a loser! Ha-ha-ha!

But I wanted to win Barbara's Fresno Dream Hut.

Sorry!

Whoa! No more dolly hut! No more dolly hut! **

"Principal Pimpell?"

"Principal William Baines Pimpell...now, Kalie, as Principal of Dullmont Junior High School, let me ask you this question."