A character in All That
Randy Quench
All That · 665 quotes
Tied for 10th most-quoted character in All That: in 13 of its 665 quotes
Most scenes with: Mandy (4)
"Well, we all know how much Mandy loved chocolate. Unfortunately, during a recent chocolatey-wild weekend, Mandy lost her mind and consumed 479 pounds of pure milk chocolate. Last I heard, Mandy was locked away in a chocolate rehabilitation facility. We wish her well."
[after tasting his dish, 'Burrito Surprise'--a chocolate-covered burrito] "That makes me wanna sing!"
[singing to the tune of 'La Cucaracha'] "La chocolata, la chocolata..."
"All right! Now, the next dish that I have prepared for you is called 'Chocolate on Top of Chocolate, Smothered in Chocolate'."
"I'm Randy Quench; Volunteer Fireman".
"Here comes me!"
"Please. I'm no hero. I'm just a man...who often forgets to take his medication".
"Young lady, you were standing awfully close to that fire! You might be suffering from smoke inhalation! I better give her mouth-to-mouth reciprification*".
"Ya can't beat chocolate."
"'Ya can't beat chocolate'. Randoo, I'm worried about ya. Look here, kid, you've been eatin' chocolate all your life, and all you've got to show for it is A NEW CROPPA ZITS! I'M WORRIED ABOUT YA! PRETTY SOON, YOU'RE GONNA WAKE UP SUNDAY MORNING, AND IF YOU'RE STEALIN' GRANDMA'S BRANDLE MINTS OUT OF HER CANDY DISH, YOU'RE GONNA END UP IN REHAB, A CHOCOHOLIC!! "
(in a boys-only treehouse) "Welcome back to Getting Rid Of Your Stuff. I'm your host, Marie Kiddo. I help people decide what to keep, and what to get rid of. Today, I'm here at this super-secret clubhouse for boys."
(The treehouse belongs to two friends, Chad and Randy, who are asleep in their hammocks.)
"HI, CHAD AND RANDY!"
(Chad and Randy fall out of their hammocks.)
"Marie? How'd you get in here?"
"No girls allowed, Marie."
(Randy points to where it says "Boys Only" on one of the treehouse walls.)
"Yeah; didn't you read the sign?"
"Yep."
(She notices some comic books of theirs, and picks them up.)
"Tell me about these comic books. Do they bring you joy?"
"Yep; they're colorful and violent."
"Then we keep the comics."
"Okay."
(She puts them down, and then notices the beanbag chairs.)
"How about these old beanbag chairs? Do they spark gladness?"
"Spark gladness?"
"You mean, does Chad fart in them?"
"Randy!"
"Hey, you spark somethin' in them all the time."
"In that case, we thank you, beanbag chairs, and we give a little giggle."
(She giggles mischievously.)
"DESTROOOOY!"
(She makes three long steel claws, similar to those of Wolverine from X-Men, emerge from each of her hands, and she uses these claws to destroy the beanbag chairs.)
"Marie! I sit in those!"
"THAT'S NOT WHAT I HEARD!"
(short pause)
"And we're calm."
[How Randy and Mandy usually introduce their cooking sketch; "Cooking With Randy & Mandy"]
"Hi! I'm Randy!"
"And I'm Mandy!"
[in unison] "And this is 'Cooking With...'"
"'...Randy...'"
"'...and Mandy'! Hi, Randy!"
"Hi, Mandy!"
"Moms tend to overlook the benefits of chocolate."
"Mainly that it tastes very, very good."
"Our next dish is nachos."
"First, you place the chips in a microwaveable plate..."
"...and then you add chocolate."
"Chocolate bars..."
"...chocolate chips..."
"...chocolate sprinkles..."
"...chocolate powder..."
"...chocolate syrup..."
[in unison] "...any kind of chocolate, really."
"Because once they mesh together, they become one harmonious chocolate holiday; a celebration of chocolate, if you will."
"Randy, is chocolate good for chapped lips?"
"I HAVE NO IDEA!"
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