Father quotes from All That

[after "repairing" a family's flickering lamp] "That lamp won't be giving you any more trouble; I repaired it!"

[Kevin Kopelow] "No. No, you didn't. You killed it".

[Johnson] "You squashed our helpless lamp!"

"It was nothing!"

[Lori Beth Denberg] "It was horrible! You're a bad repairman!"

"...man-man-man-man-man!"

Uh, is this all the groceries from the car?

You bet, honey.

Hey, I get to look for the prize inside!

Hey, I want to open the cereal!

Hey, a glow-in-the-dark decoder ring!

That's not fair...

Aw; now, don't worry, pun'kin. You know, in this family, we share all the prizes.

You can open the mayonnaise. I'm going to look in the yogurt.

All right.

Sunglasses! (She puts them on)

Cool...

Look, I found a Jogman radio in the yogurt!

Oh, good for you, honey! Let's see what's in the lettuce...

A $5 bill! Oh, wait; there's more...a quarter!

I'm gonna look in the hamburger meat. (He finds a gold watch in it)

Whatcha gettin', son?

A gold watch!

Oh, better than last time!

Wonderful.

Another dollar in the lettuce...oh, and look here! A cashier's check for...$24.95!

That's wonderful, dear.

Hey! That tub o'cottage cheese looks mighty lonely!

I got it; I got it!

All right, honey.

Hey, Dad, look! Look what I found in the ice cream! An electric razor! Here, Pop.

You nut!

Mmmmm! Smooth!

A diamond necklace! (She puts it on)

You needed another one?

Oh, another $5 in the lettuce. What a head!

Look what I found in the flour! A toupee! (She puts it on the father's head)

I'm going to look in the turkey! Look, everybody; a chicken! We're truly blessed.

That we are.

Congratulations on the necklace, honey!

I just got lucky.

That's a great toupee, Dad.

Thanks. It's hair-rific!

How much money did you find in that lettuce?

Well, let's see...$36.20.

Oh, wait a minute; hold on! Ho-ho; $36.30!

We're so lucky!

"What was that?"

"That was me! I'm...Repairmanman-man-man-man-man!"

"What's with the echo?"

"Echo my butt!"

"What's with the echo?"

"Echo schmecho!"

"What's with the echo?"

"Go away!" [noticing that a family's lamp is flickering] "Looks like lamp trouble; I can fix that for ya jiffy-quick!"

"Please don't repair it."

"But I must; I'm...Repairman-man-man-man-man-man!"

"He's being very gentle."

"Daddy! What is he doing?!"

"That lamp won't be giving you any more trouble; I repaired it!"

"No. No, you didn't. You killed it."

"You squashed our helpless lamp!"

"It was nothing!"

"It was horrible! You're a bad repairman!"

"...-man-man-man-man-man!"

[Denberg] "See, honey? I told you! Look at them!"

[Tim Goodwin] "Unbelievable; kids…stop what you’re doing right now!"

"Video games; is that all you kids ever do?!"

[Server] "No…sometimes we watch cartoons."

"That’s enough out of you, young man!"

[in unison] "Awwwww…"

"Don’t say 'Aw'. Hazel…go do your homework immediately! After that, you’re to clean up the kitchen and read that set of encyclopedias!"

[Johnson] "The whole set of encyclopedias?!"

"Mm-hmm."

"Aw, man!"

"Tough luck, kid."

"And you, young man…take out the garbage and then go mow the lawn."

"I mowed the lawn."

"Then mow the neighbors’ lawn."

"It’s nighttime."

"Then practice your harp."

"Aw, Dad…"