A character in All That
Mother
All That · 665 quotes
In 7 of the 665 quotes from All That
Most scenes with: Father (6), Daughter (4), Alternate Bobby (2)
[after "repairing" a family's flickering lamp] "That lamp won't be giving you any more trouble; I repaired it!"
[Kevin Kopelow] "No. No, you didn't. You killed it".
[Johnson] "You squashed our helpless lamp!"
"It was nothing!"
[Lori Beth Denberg] "It was horrible! You're a bad repairman!"
"...man-man-man-man-man!"
(A man [Dan Schneider] gets out of bed late at night and goes into the kitchen for a snack; his refrigerator is oozing purple slime [this is the only colored aspect of this particular sketch; otherwise, the sketch is black-and-white], and when he opens the door, he screams in horror; cut to a scientist and a police officer examining the slime on the floor)
Don’t touch it!
Do you know what it is?
I’m almost certain, but we have to talk to the family.
(Cut to them questioning the man's wife, son, and daughter)
What did you eat for dinner last night, ma’am?
Leftover meatloaf.
For lunch?
Leftover meatloaf and cheese.
For breakfast?
Leftover meatloaf and eggs.
What kind of meat was it?
I’m not sure. It was mostly loaf.
When did you first cook it?
Wednesday.
Tuesday.
Three weeks ago, Monday.
I knew it. It confirms my test.
What is it?
It’s G. L. O. R. P.!
What?!
That’s right…Gooey Left Over Refrigerator Pus. Better known as…G. L. O. R. P..
But what’s happened to my husband?!
It’s very simple. You see, the diatical chloride crystals in the thermostatic fluid of today’s refrigerators metamorphosizes the free radicals in any food left over for 7 consecutive days.
In other words, if you don’t eat it, it eats you.
The G. L. O. R. P. ate my Daddy?!
No, not all of him; probably just his brain.
I found the trail; c’mon.
(The scientist has noticed a trail of purple slime leading from the refrigerator to the closet in the kitchen; everybody follows it, and suddenly they hear what appears to be an ambulance siren)
The ambulance is here!
That’s no ambulance.
(He opens the door; inside, the father [Schneider] is making the siren noise)
That’s the work of G. L. O. R. P..
The events you’ve just witnessed are real, and can happen to you. Only the names have been changed to protect the G. L. O. R. P.. So, remember, the next time you leave leftovers in your refrigerator, be careful, beware, and be…
(The narrator also begins to imitate an ambulance siren)
Uh, is this all the groceries from the car?
You bet, honey.
Hey, I get to look for the prize inside!
Hey, I want to open the cereal!
Hey, a glow-in-the-dark decoder ring!
That's not fair...
Aw; now, don't worry, pun'kin. You know, in this family, we share all the prizes.
You can open the mayonnaise. I'm going to look in the yogurt.
All right.
Sunglasses! (She puts them on)
Cool...
Look, I found a Jogman radio in the yogurt!
Oh, good for you, honey! Let's see what's in the lettuce...
A $5 bill! Oh, wait; there's more...a quarter!
I'm gonna look in the hamburger meat. (He finds a gold watch in it)
Whatcha gettin', son?
A gold watch!
Oh, better than last time!
Wonderful.
Another dollar in the lettuce...oh, and look here! A cashier's check for...$24.95!
That's wonderful, dear.
Hey! That tub o'cottage cheese looks mighty lonely!
I got it; I got it!
All right, honey.
Hey, Dad, look! Look what I found in the ice cream! An electric razor! Here, Pop.
You nut!
Mmmmm! Smooth!
A diamond necklace! (She puts it on)
You needed another one?
Oh, another $5 in the lettuce. What a head!
Look what I found in the flour! A toupee! (She puts it on the father's head)
I'm going to look in the turkey! Look, everybody; a chicken! We're truly blessed.
That we are.
Congratulations on the necklace, honey!
I just got lucky.
That's a great toupee, Dad.
Thanks. It's hair-rific!
How much money did you find in that lettuce?
Well, let's see...$36.20.
Oh, wait a minute; hold on! Ho-ho; $36.30!
We're so lucky!
[Repairman has just dropped through the ceiling, making a mess.]
"What was that?"
"That was me! I'm...Repairmanman-man-man-man-man!"
"What's with the echo?"
"Echo my butt!"
"What's with the echo?"
"Echo schmecho!"
"What's with the echo?"
"Go away!" [noticing that a family's lamp is flickering] "Looks like lamp trouble; I can fix that for ya jiffy-quick!"
"Please don't repair it."
"But I must; I'm...Repairman-man-man-man-man-man!"
"He's being very gentle."
[Repairman "repairs" the lamp.]
"Daddy! What is he doing?!"
"That lamp won't be giving you any more trouble; I repaired it!"
"No. No, you didn't. You killed it."
"You squashed our helpless lamp!"
"It was nothing!"
"It was horrible! You're a bad repairman!"
[The rest of the family stares at her.]
"...-man-man-man-man-man!"
[Denberg] "See, honey? I told you! Look at them!"
[Tim Goodwin] "Unbelievable; kids…stop what you’re doing right now!"
"Video games; is that all you kids ever do?!"
[Server] "No…sometimes we watch cartoons."
"That’s enough out of you, young man!"
[in unison] "Awwwww…"
"Don’t say 'Aw'. Hazel…go do your homework immediately! After that, you’re to clean up the kitchen and read that set of encyclopedias!"
[Johnson] "The whole set of encyclopedias?!"
"Mm-hmm."
"Aw, man!"
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