TCaptain Tantrum
[of the U. S. S. Spaceship] "Hey, you aliens; this is Captain Tantrum of the U. S. S. Spaceship!"
TCaptain Tantrum
[singsong] " Whatcha doin' ?..."
S1 E15 Unfinished Business
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Captain Tantrum
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Most scenes with: Singo (2)
Lines by Captain Tantrum 1
Scenes with Captain Tantrum 5
[Alien Thumtax has just fired on the U. S. S. Spaceship, which is helmed by 10-year-old Captain Tantrum]
TCaptain Tantrum
[wails] You hurt my spaceship! [wails again]
CSOfficer Canker [Server]
Oh, nice goin', Thumtax! You made our little captain cry!
TCaptain Tantrum
You, you fired lasers at me, and I'm just a little girl!
TDThumtax [Denberg]
I--I'm sorry. How was I supposed to know that your captain was a little girl? I'm sorry, lil' Cap'n. I didn't mean to harm your ship; I--what can I do to make you feel better, sweetie?
TCaptain Tantrum
[sniffles] Lower your shields.
TThumtax
But, I-- [Tantrum wails] All right. Lower shields.
OTOne of Thumtax's minions
Shields down.
TThumtax
[to Captain Tantrum] All right, dear; our shields are down. Is that better?
TCaptain Tantrum
"I guess so. [to Singo and Officer Canker] FIRE MAIN LASERS!
SMSingo [Mitchell]
[sings] Firin' lasers!
[He and Officer Canker fire the lasers at Thumtax's ship.]
TThumtax
[screams, in the destruction of her ship]
[singing] Captain, that was brilliant; Captain, that was brilliant!
TCaptain Tantrum
Status report, Officer Canker.
COfficer Canker
Alien ship dee-stroyed.
TCaptain Tantrum
Excellent! Take us out of here, Singo. Heading 2614, mark 2.
COfficer Canker
But, but, Captain, we're supposed to be heading to Jupiter. That mark will take us directly to some place called...Happy...Toyland...
TCaptain Tantrum
Soooo?
We don't have time to go to Happy Toyland...no...
TCaptain Tantrum
BUT I WANNA GO TO HAPPY TOYLAND! I WANNA GO TO HAPPY TOYLAND!... Porkus II?! That planet is entirely inhabited by...Pigginoids!
SRSosumi [Reyes]
Pigginoids?! No! I was harmed and taunted by Pigginoids when I was a little girl!
TCaptain Tantrum
[singsong] No one cares... Hey! You aliens! This is Captain Tantrum, of the U. S. S. Spaceship! ♪Whatcha doin'?♪
S1 E15 Unfinished Business
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(An alien named Crouton [Tamberelli] is attacking the U. S. S. Spaceship; he has the power to telepathically control the ship and its crew.)
CCrouton
"Now, surrender your ship."
TBCaptain Tantrum [Bynes]
"NEVER!"
CCrouton
"Then I will make you do more unpleasant things!"
S1 E15 Unfinished Business
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SMSingo [Mitchell]
[singing] "Things aren't good...things are bad...Singo's feeling very sad..."
CGCrouton [groaning]
"Stop it!"
TCaptain Tantrum
"Did you see that? Singo! Sing something else!"
[singing] "Okay, Captain, have no fear; just tell me what you wanna hear!"
CGCrouton [groaning]
"Stop the singing; it's killing me!"
CSOfficer Canker [Server]
"Wait a minute. Whenever Singo sings...it harms Crouton!"
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(The U. S. S. Spaceship is under attack by an alien named Velcro, who is made of what his name indicates.)
TCaptain Tantrum
"Who are you?"
VGVelcro [guest star Kevin Carlson]
"I...am Velcro. And I am angry."
(He removes his neutral mouth and replaces it with his angry mouth.)
VVelcro
"See?"
TCaptain Tantrum
"All right, VELCRO! Why have you attacked us?!"
VVelcro
"I have issues!"
TCaptain Tantrum
"Okay. But...will you please not attack us again?"
LFLt. Fondue [Knowings]
"Oh, sure! You're all polite to him..."
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SSosumi
[of the U. S. S. Spaceship] "Pigginoids; no! I was harmed and taunted by Pigginoids when I was a little girl!"
TCaptain Tantrum
[Amanda Bynes; singsong] "No one cares..."
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