Emma And Kitty quotes from Total Drama Presents: The Ridonculous Race

While trying to encourage Kitty to drive into the bay, I brought up the pool to our grandmother's condominium.

Emma's always been the serious one, but ever since her boyfriend, Jake, broke up with her two years ago, she's been super-

[covers her sister's mouth] Fine. I've been super fine.

Whoo, fun!

Stop it. [Kitty followers her, cuts to a mime gets carried by a wind while his hat blew off by a going taxi]

Vinsamlegast… gefðu… Uhh…

[finishing up] …mér mina travel ábending.

[annoyed] You interrupted me and almost ruined our chances.

But I got it right.

Yeah, this time you did. Lucky us. Next time you try to help, don't help.

Okay.

MacArthur

[reading the tip] It's a Botch or Watch.

Don

In this Botch or Watch, whoever didn't swim with sharks in the Mediterranean must try and perform a Brazilian write of passage, and stick their hand inside this mitt full of venomous bullet ants to retrieve their next travel tip. [throws a chicken piece in the mitt] This is insane!

Bullet ants?

Little known fact: the pain caused by their venom can last 24 hours.

[disappointed]: Oh, great.

Mickey

I've been bitten by venomous creatures so often, I've developed an immunity! Last year on a school trip to Seaville, a box jellyfish sat on my head like a hat! [He and Jay try to high five but they miss] We don't high five much, it's pretty new to us. [Jay accidentally smacks him and he bumps into Laurie, causing her face to fall into the mitt and get bitten by the ants] I am so sorry, Laurie!

Laurie

[slurred voice] No, no. I-I deserve that. [the other teams react in horror at Laurie’s swollen face] What? What's wrong?

Miles

Um, nothing. [takes the tip off Laurie's head] Okay. "Feeling divine? Then swing your butts to the coconuts."

Don

[swinging across the gorge on a vine, yelling like Tarzan] Teams must cross this gorge by any means necessary, and then search for their next tip, hidden in these piles of coconuts.

Laurie

Sounds good to me. Let's go!

Miles

Uh, okay, this way!

Called it! [sticks his hand in the mitt and screams as he gets bitten]

It's my turn to botch! [sticks his hand in the mitt and screams as he gets bitten while getting the tip]

MacArthur

[pushes Mickey out of the way] Hey, bullet ants, welcome to the gun show! WHOO-BOOM! [sticks her hand in the mitt and screams in pain as she gets bitten] Aah, they're on my person, they're on my person! [runs off with Sanders]

Pst. He was here first. It's his turn.

Taylor

[annoyed] Ugh. Fine, but I'm next.

[getting a tip from the Don box] It's a Botch or Watch. "Whoever didn't do gymnastics in Romania has to go diving for wedding rings?"

Don

In this challenge, botchers must dive into Hawaii's most popular wedding bay and retrieve one of the rings from the bottom.

Owen

[reading] "Then swim to the beach at the tip of the bay to meet your partner."

[gets a tip from the Don box, reading] "Find the Chill Zone in the Gold Souk." The what?!

Don

The Gold Souk. Just a normal plaza where everything is made of gold. To reach the Chill Zone inside this shop, teams must travel here in taxis… some of which are gold, literally. [a man passes by, eating a golden ice cream] They really like their gold here!

"Find your next tip at the world famous Bird's Nest Stadium." Never heard of it.

Don

Well, it's right here, in Beijing, China! Home to 25,000,000 people. Oddly enough, we see none of them.

Jump time! You ready?

Noah

Hey, how hard can it be?

Noah

[panting] Hot! Hot! Hot!

I know it's a race, but don't be gross!

Noah

[mouth full] Sorry! Ah… I'm so sorry.

Carrie

That's my bucket!

[to Noah] Dude, you are so bad at this.

Don

I hope this doesn't hurt your feelings for each other. You're in first place, congratulations!

Stephanie

Whoo, we did it!

Ryan

Yes! Alright!

How's your hand?

Noah

It's fine. [holds up his swollen hand] This one not so much.

Oh, it's horrible! Come here.

Owen

[stepping out of the taxi] Cool! I wonder who's playing.

Noah

[grabs a tip from the Don box] Uh, we are.

Mickey

It's a Botch or Watch.

"Teams must battle it out in Finland's national sport, air guitar." Psh, air guitar? For real?!

Don

For very real. Performances will be judged by this applause meter. Get the crowd into a maximum frenzy, and teams can rock on over here to today's Chill Zone. Bottom out, and it's back to the end of the line to try, try again.

"Whoever didn't pull the rickshaw in Beijing must perform here."

Noah

Uh-oh.

Number one or number two?

Owen

Two! But it had the consistency of…

[farther up ahead] Number one!

Owen

[feeding Noah pork and beans] Here's the Choo-choo train! [continues eating]

[looking at Noah still looking depressed while eating] Maybe it's just a coincidence he, you know, went into a state of shock and despair, the moment I broke up with him. [to her sister] Can you just agree with me at least?

Don

While the rest of out teams choke down pork and beans, our current leaders are trying not to choke!

Geoff

Brod man’s not doing so good. But no one else is even trying the Bull yet, but we’re still golden. [gets pushed by Brody]

Ryan

Come on, babe. You can do this. You're stronger and scarier than anyone I know. Take a deep breath. [Stephanie breathes heavily] That's it. Just… [Stepahnie drops the spoon and starts gagging; sighs] You know what? Maybe you can't do it. Maybe you're not as strong as I thought. You're not a winner at all. But a… LOSER!

Stephanie

[gasps in shock over hearing that, picks up the spoon, and scarfs some beans] I… am not… a loser!

Ryan

As a certified trainer, I know how to motivate people who lack confidence.

[pressing her hands on her stomach, trying to hold in her vomit] I'm confident. These beans aren't gonna stay down, ugh, much longer. [vomits]

Owen

[hears his stomach rumbling] Uh oh! Beaks are shifting! Haha… [forms a big fart as a window crashes]

MacArthur

[interview; impressed as Sanders wears a gas mask] Man, can that guy airbrush his boxers?

That would make me feel terrible! This is the part where you pretend it’s possible!

Don

It’s down to three teams in a race for failure of the day. [Dwayne goes over the Bull Buster 3000, Junior slaps his head, Jacques gets ready to ride the bull]

Jacques

Ah! Ah! Aah! Aah! Aah! Aah-