[reading the tip] "Go to Head-Smashed-In Buffalo Jump."
Huh? Buffalo? Is that a place or a threat?
It's actually a little of both. It's located here, along the foothills of the Rocky Mountains in Alberta, Canada. Head Smashed In Buffalo Jump was going to be called Concussion Valley, but the name was already taken. Teams must fly to Lethbridge, Alberta, then drive to this spot to receive their next travel tip.
[gets the tip] Yes! Let's do this! I had a few um… minor outbursts in New Zealand.
Oh, you weren’t that bad.
Devinm Don't worry, the rage has left the Devin. I’m not angry at Shelly for dumping me anymore, infact, I want you back, baby, and I’ll do anything to prove it! I’ll climb to the top of the tree!
[Devin climbs all the way up into that tree]
And hello to stage three of breaking up, desperation. [Devin falls from a tree, Devin groans] Yeah, this is gonna be great.
Dude! We're going to a dude ranch!
We can't lose! It's an us ranch! [high-fives with Brody]
[Ryan gets the tip]
Dudes at a dude ranch, that's fair.
Maybe the next Challange, will be for something you're good at, like complaining.
[interview] I am not a complainer! How dare you call me that?! You never listen, and your short is so ugly it hirts my eyes.
Yeah, you don't complain at all.
[getting the tip] It's an All-In. "Tip Your Hat, Split Your Jeans, and Eat Like a Cowboy by All Means."
Working together, teammates must eat an entire pot of pork and beans. At the bottom of the pot, they'll find their next travel tip.
My fave food to nosh on is totally pork and beans, dude!
I can scarf most things. Brody's got an iron stomach with the taste buds of a dude that doesn't have any taste buds. We're golden.
[The Daters/Haters enter the restaurant and see the Surfer Dudes already chowing down]
See? Dude advantage. But we're in 2nd, so all's not lost.
Only our love for each other. [he and Stephanie high five]
Exactly. [looking down into the pot; horrified] Beans? Beans?! BEANS?! I'm not usually a picky eater, but beans are the grossest food on the planet and should never be consumed by human beings, ever. That's it.
[feeding Noah pork and beans] Here's the Choo-choo train! [continues eating]
[looking at Noah still looking depressed while eating] Maybe it's just a coincidence he, you know, went into a state of shock and despair, the moment I broke up with him. [to her sister] Can you just agree with me at least?
[Kitty sighs]
While the rest of out teams choke down pork and beans, our current leaders are trying not to choke!
Brod man’s not doing so good. But no one else is even trying the Bull yet, but we’re still golden. [gets pushed by Brody]
Come on, babe. You can do this. You're stronger and scarier than anyone I know. Take a deep breath. [Stephanie breathes heavily] That's it. Just… [Stepahnie drops the spoon and starts gagging; sighs] You know what? Maybe you can't do it. Maybe you're not as strong as I thought. You're not a winner at all. But a… LOSER!
[gasps in shock over hearing that, picks up the spoon, and scarfs some beans] I… am not… a loser!
[Interview]
As a certified trainer, I know how to motivate people who lack confidence.
SStepahnie
[pressing her hands on her stomach, trying to hold in her vomit] I'm confident. These beans aren't gonna stay down, ugh, much longer. [vomits]
[hears his stomach rumbling] Uh oh! Beaks are shifting! Haha… [forms a big fart as a window crashes]
[interview; impressed as Sanders wears a gas mask] Man, can that guy airbrush his boxers?
[hugging his father as they're eliminated] Thanks for this, Dad. I really appreciate it.
Oh, I can't be too obsessed. The race has really changed Junior and me. My son's going home a man.
And thanks to his new tattoo, my dad is going home a woman. [chuckles]
Yeah, I'm gonna grow a beard.
Hey, you wanna go home and binge-watch Total Drama Pahkitew Island?
Only if we can laugh until soda squirts out your nose.
Of course we can, son. Of course we can.
