A character in Total Drama Presents: The Ridonculous Race
Voiced by Brian Stepanek
Total Drama Presents: The Ridonculous Race · 242 quotes
In 9 of the 242 quotes from Total Drama Presents: The Ridonculous Race
Most scenes with: Don (3), Laurie (2), Taylor (2)
I took the subway, he took a taxi.
Can you tell Lorenzo that the time he wasn't with me was the best part of the trip so far?
What?! Please tell Chet, that before he was in my life was the best part of my life so far!
[As the Stepbrothers fight over who gets to drive the speedboat]
Fine! We'll switch every 12 seconds!
One Mississippi, two Mississippi…
You're counting too fast!
[The Stepbrothers fight each other after saying the Icelandic sentence wrong]
[scoffs] I had the first half of the sentence! [shoves Lorenzo] You were supposed to remember the second half!
[shoves Chet in return] Other way around, butt stain!
[The swan lady local shoves them both in annoyance; Stepbrothers' interview]
That girl is so into me!
You wish! She's into me, jerky!
As if! You're dreaming!
You're the one who needs to wake up!
’’’(Chet And Lorenzo Growling)’’’
[reading the tip] It's a Botch or Watch.
In this Botch or Watch, whoever didn't swim with sharks in the Mediterranean must try and perform a Brazilian write of passage, and stick their hand inside this mitt full of venomous bullet ants to retrieve their next travel tip. [throws a chicken piece in the mitt] This is insane!
Bullet ants?
Little known fact: the pain caused by their venom can last 24 hours.
[disappointed]: Oh, great.
I've been bitten by venomous creatures so often, I've developed an immunity! Last year on a school trip to Seaville, a box jellyfish sat on my head like a hat! [He and Jay try to high five but they miss] We don't high five much, it's pretty new to us. [Jay accidentally smacks him and he bumps into Laurie, causing her face to fall into the mitt and get bitten by the ants] I am so sorry, Laurie!
[slurred voice] No, no. I-I deserve that. [the other teams react in horror at Laurie’s swollen face] What? What's wrong?
Um, nothing. [takes the tip off Laurie's head] Okay. "Feeling divine? Then swing your butts to the coconuts."
[swinging across the gorge on a vine, yelling like Tarzan] Teams must cross this gorge by any means necessary, and then search for their next tip, hidden in these piles of coconuts.
Sounds good to me. Let's go!
Uh, okay, this way!
Called it! [sticks his hand in the mitt and screams as he gets bitten]
It's my turn to botch! [sticks his hand in the mitt and screams as he gets bitten while getting the tip]
[pushes Mickey out of the way] Hey, bullet ants, welcome to the gun show! WHOO-BOOM! [sticks her hand in the mitt and screams in pain as she gets bitten] Aah, they're on my person, they're on my person! [runs off with Sanders]
[Mickey walks up to the mitt to stick his hand in and Taylor bolts up in front of him, and groans deadly at him]
Pst. He was here first. It's his turn.
[annoyed] Ugh. Fine, but I'm next.
Ugh! This donkey reeks.
He said the same thing about you.
a talking donkey? Yeah, 'cause that's possible.
It must be possible. 'Cause you're talking right now. Booyah! Call me when you got a comeback.
Lorenzo is a poo-head!
Chet's a tool!
How old are those two?
Ah, never mind them. Some people just don't appreciate quality family time, eh, right, buddy?
Uh, yeah, mm, sure, dad.
You're so lucky you got to bring your dad.
Oh, I'm the lucky one. I bet doing this trip with your mom is pretty awesome too though, right?
Not really.
Taylor's more of a… daddy's girl.
Daddy and I have loads in common. Like, we both love being successful, and we both hate avocado.
[The Stepbrothers got eliminated because they lost to the Rockers in the race to the Chill Zone after their glider was destroyed by a kangaroo and they got buried in an avalanche. Don even remembered that the leg was a double elimination round, and thus the Rockers also got eliminated]
But, before we wrap up, I have a special announcement to make. Today's episode…is a double-elimination round! The Rockers are also going home!
WHAT?!
Aw, man. Drag.
[The Stepbrothers both laugh]
[imitating buzzer] Why'd you waste time reviewing footage if you were just gonna boot both of us?
Because I forgot, obviously.
Getting kicked off was lame, but I'm proud of Spud. At first, I was all, "Dude!" And then I was all, "[gasps] No way!" And then I was like, "WHAT?!"
Thanks, dude. Maybe we'll win this thing.
We just lost.
Oh, yeah, right.
I really coulda use the million.
You guys wanna come over and play Rock Storm on our Gamebox?
Yes!
Nice!
Sweet.
Lorenzo and Chet, new stepbrothers.
[Stepbrothers' interview]
My dad married his mom last year, but we still hate each other. So they're making us do this. Jerks!
Don't call my mom a jerk, JERK! [pushes Lorenzo aside]
Shut your word-hole, JERK! [pushes Chet in return but comes back and starts tackling him]
Also racing… Tom and Jen. Highly attractive fashion bloggers with impeccable taste. I told you not to let the teams write their own cards.
[Fashion Bloggers' interview]
Hey-hey, to all our blog followers out there! Wish us luck!
I bet "Jen we could win the race", but I didn't think she'd actually take it up on me.
I put my mind to something and it happens.
[Chet is about to retch after seeing Owen eating a camel's drool]
(Angrily): Do not spit that out, Chet, or we'll lose! [interview] My dad is a motivational speaker, and has taught me everything there is to know. (Shouting Angrily): Swallow! Do it! DO IT!
[swallows] My barf is actually less spicy than the stew.
[Crimson, Spud, Emma, and Jay all retch to prevent themselves from vomiting as the LARPers and Vegans arrive]
We have to eat our own barf?!
[A camel pukes on Miles and she ]
[gasps in surprise] Real organic camel munch!
We're done!
[holding his stomach in pain] Oh, I don't feel so good.
That’s 'cause you ate puke, puke-eater!
You’re a puke-water watcher!
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