Mickey quotes from Total Drama Presents: The Ridonculous Race

MacArthur

[reading the tip] It's a Botch or Watch.

Don

In this Botch or Watch, whoever didn't swim with sharks in the Mediterranean must try and perform a Brazilian write of passage, and stick their hand inside this mitt full of venomous bullet ants to retrieve their next travel tip. [throws a chicken piece in the mitt] This is insane!

Bullet ants?

Little known fact: the pain caused by their venom can last 24 hours.

[disappointed]: Oh, great.

Mickey

I've been bitten by venomous creatures so often, I've developed an immunity! Last year on a school trip to Seaville, a box jellyfish sat on my head like a hat! [He and Jay try to high five but they miss] We don't high five much, it's pretty new to us. [Jay accidentally smacks him and he bumps into Laurie, causing her face to fall into the mitt and get bitten by the ants] I am so sorry, Laurie!

Laurie

[slurred voice] No, no. I-I deserve that. [the other teams react in horror at Laurie’s swollen face] What? What's wrong?

Miles

Um, nothing. [takes the tip off Laurie's head] Okay. "Feeling divine? Then swing your butts to the coconuts."

Don

[swinging across the gorge on a vine, yelling like Tarzan] Teams must cross this gorge by any means necessary, and then search for their next tip, hidden in these piles of coconuts.

Laurie

Sounds good to me. Let's go!

Miles

Uh, okay, this way!

Called it! [sticks his hand in the mitt and screams as he gets bitten]

It's my turn to botch! [sticks his hand in the mitt and screams as he gets bitten while getting the tip]

MacArthur

[pushes Mickey out of the way] Hey, bullet ants, welcome to the gun show! WHOO-BOOM! [sticks her hand in the mitt and screams in pain as she gets bitten] Aah, they're on my person, they're on my person! [runs off with Sanders]

Pst. He was here first. It's his turn.

Taylor

[annoyed] Ugh. Fine, but I'm next.

Mickey

H-h-how much longer is this flight?!

Taylor

We're still on the ground, you babies!

Owen

[stepping out of the taxi] Cool! I wonder who's playing.

Noah

[grabs a tip from the Don box] Uh, we are.

Mickey

It's a Botch or Watch.

"Teams must battle it out in Finland's national sport, air guitar." Psh, air guitar? For real?!

Don

For very real. Performances will be judged by this applause meter. Get the crowd into a maximum frenzy, and teams can rock on over here to today's Chill Zone. Bottom out, and it's back to the end of the line to try, try again.

"Whoever didn't pull the rickshaw in Beijing must perform here."

Noah

Uh-oh.