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Total Drama Presents: The Ridonculous Race · Season 7, Episode 11

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“I Love Ridonc And Roll” · Season 7, Episode 11

In this episode: Don (4), Owen (3), MacArthur (2), Crimson (2), Noah (2), Stephanie (1), Ryan (1), Emma And Kitty (1)

Last episode's Chill Zone sits atop the Great Wall of China. That makes it today's starting point. And last episode's winners are the first team to grab a tip.

[takes a tip from the Don box and Stephanie swipes it out of his hand] You gonna tell me what it says?

You gonna let me read it? [interview] We can't quit now. The prize money's like our children. We're staying together for the kids.

I heard they're changing our name from the Daters to the Haters.

Hey, go for it. My hate for him won us the last round, so today, I plan to hate him even more.

I couldn't hate her more if I tried. They might as well just give us the money right now.

[reading] "Fly to Oulu, Finland."

OMOwen and MacArthur

Finland?

Finland. This European country is home to countless coffee drinkers, cellphone users, and the most saunas per capita, which is where the teams are headed. Here, to this Don box of the piping hot sauna's Apena Pilei Spa. Why suffer in the cold…when you can suffer in the heat?

[grabs and reads a tip] "All-In: Finish Spa Day. Teams have to sit the dry sauna…"

Awesome!

"…fully clothed at the highest heat for 10 minutes."

[with his shirt off and puts his pants back on; chuckles uncomfortably] Less awesome.

Each spa hut has just enough room for two teams, and the 10-minute timer doesn't start until both teams have crammed inside.

"After the sauna, collect a tip from the next Don box by crossing the semi-frozen river."

Almost time to jet.

Uh, sweet. 'Cause this heat is getting to me. It looks like those two are melting.

Dude, relax. They're totally not-- whoa! Those two are melting!

[Crimson and Ennui look at each other and gasp in horror, noticing their makeup is melting]

[Crimson and Ennui reach the other side of the semi-frozen river, and scream like big voiced monsters very horrifyingly at each other, and their reflections, as their makeup has been washed off]

My face!

Don't look at me!

[During their interview, they're wearing paper bags over their heads]

We've only been dating for three years, so naturally, we've never seen each other un-gothed.

I feel like a dead body that washed up on shore, but in a bad way.

[The Reality TV Pros, Sisters, and Adversity Twins arrive at the stage in downtown Oulu]

[stepping out of the taxi] Cool! I wonder who's playing.

[grabs a tip from the Don box] Uh, we are.

It's a Botch or Watch.

"Teams must battle it out in Finland's national sport, air guitar." Psh, air guitar? For real?!

For very real. Performances will be judged by this applause meter. Get the crowd into a maximum frenzy, and teams can rock on over here to today's Chill Zone. Bottom out, and it's back to the end of the line to try, try again.

"Whoever didn't pull the rickshaw in Beijing must perform here."

Uh-oh.

Crimson? Wow! Your skin is so flesh-colored.

I love your hair.

You're throwing a lot of positive emotions my way, and I don't know what to do with that.

[The Adversity Twins got eliminated because they didn't make it to the Chill Zone before 11 remaining teams]

Twins, you've raced hard and overcame a lot of issues no one has ever heard of, but I'm sorry. You're out.

We gathered that. We didn't win, but I'm proud of us. Our doctor said we'd last a week, our physiotherapist said a day, our gym teacher just laughed and laughed.

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