Total Drama Presents: The Ridonculous Race · Season 7, Episode 4
Yesterday's Chill Zone was the Louvre, which is today's starting point. Teams will start in the order they finished, which means Cadets are-- [The Ice Dancers walk up instead of the Police Cadets; halts them] Whoa, whoa, whoa. Yesterday's winners go first, icecapades.
Yeah, relax, silver streak!
Wait your turn!
[takes a tip from the Don box] "Take the train to Calanque de Maubois on the Mediterranean coast, and search the station for your next travel tip." Let's go!
[voiceover, a map displays the northern part of France with Paris indicated by the Eiffel Tower, a dotted line travels to the southern part of France] Teams must take the train south to Calanque de Maubois. Calanque de Maubois skirts the Mediterranean south of France with sand so fine you WANT it to get in your shorts. The Red Cliffs are just one of the many sites that make this a popular tourist spot. (Cut to the beach; in a speedo) Did I mention that the beaches are awesome? Because they ARE. [A crab pulls on his speedo and releases it; yelps in pain]
Whoo, fun!
Stop it. [Kitty followers her, cuts to a mime gets carried by a wind while his hat blew off by a going taxi]
I took the subway, he took a taxi.
Can you tell Lorenzo that the time he wasn't with me was the best part of the trip so far?
What?! Please tell Chet, that before he was in my life was the best part of my life so far!
[grabs a tip from the Don box] It's a Botch or Watch. Whose turn is it?
Yours. What's the challenge?
[reading] "Who Wants to Swim With…" [gasps in horror] SHARKS?!
In this Botch or Watch challenge, whoever didn't draw the caricature in Paris must swim to this part of the Mediterranean, and retrieve a travel tip from the dorsal fin of a great white sh- [screams as a shark pops out from the water; shaking his fist] Uh… Try that again, and you'll get a taste of this! Huh? Wanna dance with the widow-maker?
"Note: Eaten teammates will result in disqualification." Wow, they really thought of everything.
My grandma used to tell me that if you swim in a shark's mouth, you got to keep on swimming.
If we win the money, I'm gonna start a charity dedicated to the preservation of the long misunderstood ocean creatures. [pulls the travel tip off the shark's fin; the shark snarls and chases after her as she screams and swims for her life; covered in scratches during her interview] I'm totally scratching sharks off my preservation list.
[Laurie gasps in shock over hearing this]
[As the Stepbrothers fight over who gets to drive the speedboat]
Fine! We'll switch every 12 seconds!
One Mississippi, two Mississippi…
You're counting too fast!
[The Geniuses finish writing their calculations on the sand to build a sand sculpture of the Palace of Versailles]
373,996 cubic yards, done. Now to build a perfect model with our data. [the wave washes over the sand, washing away their calculations] OUR DATA!!
We'll have to wing it.
I never wing! [grips hold on Mary's shoulders; freaking out] I DON'T KNOW HOW!
[Dwayne and Junior arrive at the Chill Zone in Iceland and Don penalizes them for 20 minutes when Dwayne read the travel tip before returning to shore while drowning]
[takes out his wallet] Sure we can work something out here, huh? Hey, you like coupons? 25 cents off the E-Muffins at McDonna's, huh? Ooh, ooh, or free fries with- oh, wait. This one's expired.
20-minute penalty.
Never…say…DIE!
[The Geniuses got eliminated because spent they too much time planning to build their Palace of Versailles sand sculpture of working on it, to the point that they failed to leave for Iceland by the time the next-furthest team reached the Chill Zone]
[riding a helicopter, calling to the Geniuses below] Ahoy, Geniuses! I'm afraid the other teams have reached the Chill Zone! You are out of the race! I'm in a helicopter! This is so cool! [flies off]
How ironic. Our strength in urban planning was also our downfall.
That just proves how flawed this show is. But, we played our part.
I suppose geniuses aren't always as smart as they think.
[The Geniuses laugh hysterically while leaving the beach]
You told a joke?
I did.
Wonderful.
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