“Bjorken Telephone” quotes from Total Drama Presents: The Ridonculous Race

Don

The geysers of Geysirskil are part of an active volcano field tucked under a skimpy 20 centimeter layer of selicious center. Whatever that is. Sounds dangerous though.

Sanders

There's the Don box! [gets a tip] It's an All-In. "Broken Icelandic Telephone?"

Don

For this All-In, teams need to hold down the button on this speaker box to hear me say, "Please give me my next travel tip." in Icelandic, with perfect pronunciation. [presses the button; through speaker, in Icelandic language] Vinsamlegast gefðu mér mina travel ábending. Then they must run across the geothermal field of hot springs, and repeat the sentence to this Icelandic local. [gestures to the swan lady and exclaims in disgust by her dress] Sweet sister of ducks, what are you wearing? Say the sentence right, you get the next tip. Say it wrong, and you have to go all the way back to hear the sentence again.

Josee

[in Icelandic] Vinsamlegast gefðu mér mina travel ábending. [the swan lady gives the Ice Dancers their next tip] "Take the helicopter to Skaftafell National Park, and find the next Don box."

Don

The Ice Dancers have the lead, but now they'll have to wait. The helicopter will only depart once six teams are aboard.

Devin

[shivering while freezing] This reminds me of, um, last winter when Shelley locked me out of the car for buying her the wrong kind of tea.

Carrie

[interview] He got frost bite and nearly lost three toes over a tea? He deserves better than that. A rabid goat deserves better than that.

Jay

[interview] Salt water helps Mickey's eczema. Sometimes it gets so bad, his knees look like armadillos.

Crimson

[interview after saying the Icelandic sentence correctly] Most of our favourite bands are from Iceland, so, yeah, we speak a language.

[scoffs] I had the first half of the sentence! [shoves Lorenzo] You were supposed to remember the second half!

[shoves Chet in return] Other way around, butt stain!

That girl is so into me!

You wish! She's into me, jerky!

As if! You're dreaming!

You're the one who needs to wake up!

Ryan

I memorized the first half, Stephanie took the second half.

Stephanie

We share everything… except french fries. If he ever touches my fries… KA-BLAM!

Vinsamlegast… gefðu… Uhh…

[finishing up] …mér mina travel ábending.

[annoyed] You interrupted me and almost ruined our chances.

But I got it right.

Yeah, this time you did. Lucky us. Next time you try to help, don't help.

Okay.

Don

As most of the teams struggle to finish the geyser challenge alive, the top six have reached the ice caves in Skaftafell National Park where their next challenge awaits.

Jacques

[gets a tip from the Don box] It's an Either/Or. "Feast or Fossil?"

Don

An Either/Or challenge requires teams to complete one of two tasks. In this case, teams can either dine on a traditional Icelandic feast, or they can find and retrieve one of the intact fossils embedded in the icy walls of this ice cave. Once their chosen task is complete, teams must bring their intact fossil, or empty platter, to the Chill Zone. The last team to arrive may be out of the race.

Junior

Vinsamlegast gefðu mer…

Dwayne

…mina travel asdenting. [the swan lady annoyingly slaps him in the face]

Junior

[surprised] Whoa, what did you say?

Dwayne

I have no idea. None.

Kelly

[in Icelandic] Vinsamlegast gefðu mér mina travel ábending.

Taylor

Wow, way to not ruin everything for a change. [Kelly takes the tip and runs off to the helicopter, ignoring her] Oh, my gosh, Mom, don't sulk. It was a compliment, hello?

Geoff

[stuffs a feast piece in Brody's mouth during the Either/Or challenge] We got this. [interview] Feels weird to feed Brody like he's a little niblet, but it's a team challenge. The guy is a human trash can. He'll eat anything.

Ennui

I'm so excited. 1st place. Wow. I could pee myself.

Crimson

[briefly looks down] You just did.