We're going to Australia! Yes!
Australia, home to the unique Sydney Opera House, Ayers Rock, and disturbingly cute koalas.
The purple was too friendly. The black screams, "Get out of our way!"
And wash us with similar colors.
Attention, teams. This is a boomerang. Find one attached to your travel tip and you can use it at the next Don box to send another team back to repeat the last challenge.
I want one!
[reading the tip] "Stop in at Geelong maximum security."
Geelong Prison closed in 1991. But during its 146 years of operation, it was the most brutal and violent lockup on Earth. Now it's an extreme travel hot spot! As teams arrive, they'll be throw into cells. Each cell is equipped with four methods of escape: tunnels, trap doors, hidden tools, or bars. Once they break out of their cell, they're free to make their way to today's final Don box, here on the Barwon river. Boomerangs can only be used here. After they pass this point, the boomerang expires. And, as a special bonus treat…
[reading] "First team to today's Chill Zone gets to make a phone call home." Cool, we can call Mom.
Or better yet, order a pizza. [Junior points to the camera; clears throat] Eh, b-but of course, you know, I'm joking.
EEmma
Number one or number two?
Two! But it had the consistency of…
SStepbrothers
[farther up ahead] Number one!
Hey, once you're up there, if you double-cross us, I'll make you pay.
Pfft. You don't scare me.
[pulls him down and grabs him by the collar; threateningly] I'll break your limbs, tie you into a knot, and throw you off a cliff.
Okay, that actually does scare me.
[As the Best Friends are first to reach the Chill Zone, Devin calls Shelley, who she then dumps him, leaving him heartbroken and upset]
Shelley? Oh. Thanks, Ashton. Ashton's her tennis instructor, he's just getting her now. Shelley! Hi! It's me, Devin. I miss you so much… Whoa, whoa, what? No! We never broke up. Y-You're dating who?! Ashton?! No! Please, Shelley, don't! Wait! [Shelley hangs up and Don takes the phone away from him] No, no, I need to call her back!
Sorry, one phone call only. So, how's the girlfriend?
[devastated] She's dumped me… for her tennis instructor! [starts sobbing hysterically]
Whoa, the tennis instructor? That never happens.
Maybe I should tell him now? Or, I'll wait for him to stop sobbing.
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