Don quotes from Total Drama Presents: The Ridonculous Race

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The geysers of Geysirskil are part of an active volcano field tucked under a skimpy 20 centimeter layer of selicious center. Whatever that is. Sounds dangerous though.

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In a stunning reversal, yesterday's winners now look like losers, as plane #2 is in the air, on its way to Brazil.

Don

I'm sorry, you're out.

Don

Or as it's more commonly known… Dubai! An oasis of luxury, man-made islands, and a mall so big, even teenagers get lost. Once here, teams must bus to Burj Al Arab, the world's only 7-star hotel, to find the next Don box.

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Teams must climb a dangerously steep path to this train station, then take an historic ride through New Zealand's lush mountains all the way up to Decision Junction, where their next tips are waiting.

Don

Reality TV Schmos… I mean Pros, i’m afraid you’re last, it’s time to go. Is what I would’ve said if this were an elimination round, but it isn’t. Congratulations, guys, you’re still in the game.

Don

[as the Goths are again the first team to step on the carpet; spits out water, shouting] HOW IS ANYONE THAT QUIET?! [breaths deeply] Congrats on coming in first again. Can we hang some bells around their necks or something? Haters, you're in second place.

Don

Whoever gets here first wins 1,000,000 dollars!

Don

Who is going to win this million dollars?

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[last lines] Yes, throw all your money on the ground. Very smart. That's all for now! We hope you enjoyed our incredible race around the world. Be sure to keep an eye out for more of The Ridonculous Race.

Don

Welcome, contestants! This is the starting line for your 26-part race around the world. Each part ends at a Chill Zone. Get there fast, because the last team to stand on the carpet of completion, may be cut from the competition. But the first team to reach our last Chill Zone, will win… $1,000,000!

Don

As most of the teams continue to climb or wait… and wait… and wait some more, the Fashion Bloggers are first to reach the observation deck, but the scare might be too much for them.

Don

The teams have arrived, and the flights have been booked. Flight #1 will carry Father & Son, Best Friends, Daters, Police Cadets, Ice Dancers, and the Reality TV Pros. Flight #2 carries the Sisters, Vegans, Fashion Bloggers, Mom & Daughter, Rockers, and Geniuses. And flight #3 has the LARPers, Goths, Surfer Dudes, Adversity Twins, Stepbrothers, and Tennis Rivals. Who will win the next jaunt in our race? Tune in next time to find out. The Ridonculous Race…is to be continued!

Don

Morocco. Originally named Italy until it was discovered there already was an Italy. Home to scorchingly hot foods, as well as scorchingly hot deserts. Flight number one has just landed. Now the teams need to find the Don box, and collect their next travel tip.

Devin

[reading the tip] Aw, sweet! Looks like we're going to Paris!

Carrie

[gasps in surprise; excitedly] Oh yeah?

Don

Paris, France. Home of the Mona Lisa, tiny coffee's and other things that annoy me like you wouldn't believe. [Cut to him standing at the top of the Eiffel Tower] Once in Paris, teams must make their way here, to the Eiffel Tower and find their next tip.