Crimson quotes from Total Drama Presents: The Ridonculous Race

Crimson

[interview after saying the Icelandic sentence correctly] Most of our favourite bands are from Iceland, so, yeah, we speak a language.

Crimson

[interview] This place reminds me of my grandmother's farm house. I've spent a lot of summers there.

Ennui

I'm so excited. 1st place. Wow. I could pee myself.

Crimson

[briefly looks down] You just did.

Ennui

[getting a tip from the ant mitt and his hand bitten] Ow.

Crimson

Don't be so dramatic.

Crimson

[in her all-pitched-black Carnival costume] Bright colors are for people who are trying to make up for the fact that they lead sad, monotonous lives.

Ennui

Yeah.

Crimson

Why do I have this strange feeling?

Ennui

I fear it might be… happiness.

Crimson

Okay, Dracula was the first goth ever. He was our king. To be here is… I just… I can't. I'm so…

Ennui

Hey, that was close. You almost got color in your face.

Ennui

[holding a portrait] Doesn't Vlad look striking?

Crimson

I see the similarities.

Ennui

Stop. You'll make me blush.

Don

You're in 6th place. Or would be in 6th place if you hadn't broken the rules with the coffin. 10-minute penalty!

Crimson

Totally worth it.

Ennui

My face!

Crimson

Don't look at me!

Ennui

We've only been dating for three years, so naturally, we've never seen each other un-gothed.

Crimson

I feel like a dead body that washed up on shore, but in a bad way.

Devin

Crimson? Wow! Your skin is so flesh-colored.

Carrie

I love your hair.

Crimson

You're throwing a lot of positive emotions my way, and I don't know what to do with that.

Carrie

You know, the Goths really kicked butt in Alberta. Think we should try to form an alliance with them?

Devin

Alliances are just invitations to get stabbed in the back. You can never really know anyone. As soon as you think you do, wham! They rip your heart from your chest and they eat it.

Carrie

Okay, so… is that a no?

Crimson

You were so friendly with the Besties. You practically smiled.

Ennui

They're survivors, like us. I felt a kinship.

Crimson

Do we try to form an alliance?

No.

Ryan

Great. Now the Goths are ahead of us! Way to blow our lead! Why can't you do something right for a change and use the boomerang?

Stephanie

I boomerang Ryan!

Ryan

[shocked] WHAT?! We're on the same team!

Crimson

[interview] It's sad when love turns to poison. [she and Ennui hold hands] That's nice.

Don

[going through the rule book] The rules don't say anything about being unable to boomerang themselves. So I'll allow it. But since it's a Botch-or-Watch, this time, Stephanie has to ring the narwhal.

Stephanie

Great. Now I can show Ryan how stupid easy it is to put a hoop on a giant fish.

Ennui

That's it, drool.

Crimson

[interview] Loki doesn't know fear. [the dragon smells her and Ennui's deodorant, and runs away] Yes. Smell your defeat.

Josee

That is one B-A-D (bad) bunny.

Jacques

Well, that plan backfired. And much faster this time.

Don

The Goths take 1st place!

Josee

What?! Silver again?! This race is fixed! [screaming angrily while swaying their loom rug back and forth, hitting Jacques by accident; interview] I can't believe those pasty-faced freaks took gold! Oh, I bet they're just LOVING it!

Crimson

[interview] We won.