Emma And Kitty quotes from Total Drama Presents: The Ridonculous Race

Which one of us should drive?

You're better at video games than me, but can you handle it?

I think so. [interview] I used to be obsessed with video games. One time, I played "Hockey All Stars" for two days straight. I would've kept going, but Emma unplugged my game station and refused to give it back until I took a shower.

She smelled like a bag of wet popcorn. Ugh.

Not my finest hour.

Devin

[takes a medium pepper from the cart after recovering from the heat enough] Okay. We can do this, for Carrie.

Carrie

Okay, uh, not so bad, Olympic divers do it. They're sure they trained first as they don't die doing it, but still...

Devin

[screaming in pain] Fire! Am I on fire?!

Carrie

Devin! Kitty, is he okay?!

You may wanna start climbing! [eats the medium pepper]

[calling out] Doing great, Kitty!

[screaming as the medium pepper burns her] HOT, HOT! Oh, ho! IT BURNS! [waves the green flag] JUMP!!!

Nice work, Kit! [jumps off the cliff and into the bay below]

Devin

This is nothing. I can… [eats the medium pepper and ends up spitting it out and screams]

Carrie

Devin, just eat the mild one. [sighs] Looks like I'm going to the top.

[over PA] Welcome, uhh, aboard, everyone, huh. We're going to be, um... closing the... uh... cabin doors, any uhh... second now. For the taking off.

Josee

[irately impatient] JUST CLOSE THE DOORS ALREADY!!! [plane cabin doors slam close; sighs in relief]

Woo-hoo!

Carrie

That was too close!

Don

All the teams are off! Some happier than others.

Josee

Now we're all on the same flight, and it's all because of that pilot!

Jacques

Why? Because he, uhh, spoke, uhh- [Josee punches him in the shoulder, getting him to stop talking] Ow!

“Who’s ready to go deep?” Uh-oh.

Don

After losing the race to the moon, Russia decided to try and win a race to the middle of the earth. They stopped drilling at the seven mile mark when they realized no one lose was even going to try. Today, one team member must lower their harness partner all the way to the bottom, and find a ball. Before they cranked all the way back up to their partner. Once they’re back up it’s a foot race to the Chill Zone. Located here at this Russian steam bath. Last team to arrive with ball and hand, Maybe eliminated. I hope they all take their time cause I booked a rejuvenating caviar body scrub.

That was crazy!

Ryan

Thanks for not dropping me down the hole like that.

Stephanie

OK. You know what? You need to stop agreeing with me and go back to being my biggest nightmare!

Ryan

You’re so right. I need to- wait, what?

Stephanie

You got me so confused, I can’t even think straight.

Uh! I hope you like chicken.

You ready on three? One…

Two…

Three! [the Sisters get attacked]

Wow! Chickens are tough.

I think I swallowed one! [spits out a chicken feather]

And we’ve got three more cars to get through! Uh! We’re not gonna make it!

I have an idea: you know how most trains windows have that say “KEEP YOUR ARMS IN”?

Yeah?

Well this one doesn’t, so whatever!

This is so unsafe! Let’s get back inside…

Oh, come on, you’ve never take risks!

We're going to Argentina.

Auto photo!

Don

The capital of Argentina, Buenos Aires, is a world-class city, famous for its love of fútbol, theater, and delicious red meat. Once teams land, they'll find the Don box at the airport with their next tip. Mm, not bad.

Oh, that is it!

Aaaah!

[seeing Kitty slip down a hill] Kitty!

Jacques

Ugh! I need something to absorb all this off my hands or I’ll never be able to- [puts the oil on his head] My hands are dry.

MacArthur

Ice guys do finish last. BOOM!

Jacques

[enraged] We are so… SICK OF THOSE CADETS!

Sanders

[laughing about Josee's tantrum during the interview] Did you see her face? [she and MacArthur both laugh hysterically]

Don

All four teams are on the same flight. And once it lands, every move they make will be crucial!

Hurry!

Geoff

Come on!

MacArthur

Move it!

Jacques

Josse, can you hear me?

Uh, well her mic deffinately works.

What was that?

Just Josee freaking out.

Don

Three out of the four teams are in the water, but only two of them made it inside the tunnel.

This has been the most incredible experience of my life.

Sorry I blew it.

Are you kidding? You rocked it! I meant what I said before, Kit. I'm so proud of you.

[touched] Aww…

Hey, I'll take my sister over a million bucks, any day. I've never felt more like a winner than I do right now.

You're gonna call Noah, aren't you?

You bet I am.

Don

Emma and Kitty, actual sisters.

I'm studying international law so, that's gonna give us a real edge. Which is good 'cause, we're here to win.

And to see the world. Meet hot guys, and have some fun.

If there's time for that which there won't be so, let's focus on winning, okay? [Kitty sighs] Good.

[enjoying the breezy wind] THIS IS SO COOL!

Focus! This is life or death.

Come on, look at what we're doing, it's incredible! I feel so alive!

Yeah. Make sure they put that quote on your gravestone.

Jen

Promise me you'll never let go!

Tom

NEVER! Can you believe people pay to do this?

Laurie

We're doing this for you, Mother Earth! Don't kill us!