Total Drama Presents: The Ridonculous Race · Season 7, Episode 8
[reading the tip] "Take a donkey cart to Bucharest and fly to… Hawaii!"
Hawaii! Home of beautiful sunshine, ukeleles, and shirts that should only be worn ironically. Once teams land, they'll need to find this Don box. [notices it in Hawaiian-themed; unamused] Ha-ha-ha, very funny. Was that you, wardrobe?
Ugh! This donkey reeks.
He said the same thing about you.
a talking donkey? Yeah, 'cause that's possible.
It must be possible. 'Cause you're talking right now. Booyah! Call me when you got a comeback.
Lorenzo is a poo-head!
Chet's a tool!
How old are those two?
Ah, never mind them. Some people just don't appreciate quality family time, eh, right, buddy?
Uh, yeah, mm, sure, dad.
You're so lucky you got to bring your dad.
Oh, I'm the lucky one. I bet doing this trip with your mom is pretty awesome too though, right?
Not really.
Taylor's more of a… daddy's girl.
Daddy and I have loads in common. Like, we both love being successful, and we both hate avocado.
While trying to encourage Kitty to drive into the bay, I brought up the pool to our grandmother's condominium.
Leaving Romania is tough. But leaving Romania to go to a tropical paradise full of sunshine and happiness? [he and Crimson both sigh in dismay]
OPEN YOUR EYES! Our donkey is going way slower than the other ones, it wants us to lose! [interview] I'm not too competitive.
[clears throat] Yes, you are.
Are you okay, sugar-plum? I just wanna win, and this is a competition. So, yeah, [gets up] when things get tense, we can't hold back! [walks closer to the camera, inch-by-inch] We gotta dig deep, work hard, give it everything!
[getting a tip from the Don box] It's a Botch or Watch. "Whoever didn't do gymnastics in Romania has to go diving for wedding rings?"
In this challenge, botchers must dive into Hawaii's most popular wedding bay and retrieve one of the rings from the bottom.
[reading] "Then swim to the beach at the tip of the bay to meet your partner."
[screeching to a stop, realizing something] Something doesn't feel right. [gasps] Oh, no! Bun-bun! Where's Bun-bun?!
It's okay. We don't need a rabbit's foot. Like you said about my underpants, it's just a silly superstition.
Okay, take off your lucky ditch, then. [Jacques runs off] That's what I thought!
Geoff, Brody, congratulations. You're today's winners!
Awesome!
Yes!
I love you, man!
I'd marry you all over again.
I love weddings.
Carrie, Devin, congrats, you're in 2nd place! Jacques, Josee, you've come in… 3rd.
No, not again! Bronze, it's the worst medal. The road of shame is paved with bronze. (Jacques Crying)
[as Crimson makes her Hawaiian grass skirt all dark black] She only wears black. Even if it's grass, it must be dark grass.
[to the Goths when they reach the Chill Zone] 10th... [then to the Rockers] 11th... [to Mom and Daughter] 12th place.
Well, honey. It wasn't pretty, but--
You need to step your game up, mother! For serious!
We're a team, Taylor.
I know you aren't used to winning, like me. But maybe you need to follow my example more, because--
[snapping annoyingly] You've never won anything in your life, Taylor! Never! Not one race, not one medal, NOTHING!
Wait, what?! My room is full of trophies and medals!
Because your dad bought a trophy store! What kind of trophies come in the mail? And guess who paid your coaches to lie? Yep, daddy.
Beauty pageants. I won beauty pageants! You can't fake those!
[chuckles smugly] Oh, honey. When you have enough cash, you can fake anything.
[Taylor gasps in horror]
The coals were hot, but that was cold.
[After finally completing the challenge, the Daters now become Haters as they're the last team to show up at the Chill Zone, though Don pointed out that it's a non-elimination round]
Ryan, Stephanie, I'm sorry. You are the last to arrive.
[devastated] NOOOOOOOO!!!
We're eliminated? [sets Stephanie down] Great. 'Cause Steph, you're eliminated from this. [flexes]
You're breaking up with me? On national television?
International, actually.
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