I just have one question about hair: where does mine start? Head, head, head, hair! Where's the border?!
Oh, my God! Me too!
What are we?!
“The Blue and the Gray” · Season 22
In this episode: Homer Simpson (2), Bart Simpson (2), Marge Simpson (2), Lisa Simpson (2), Moe Szyslak (2), Mr. Burns (1), Ned Flanders (1), Ralph Wiggum (1)
[Moe is alone on Valentine's day]
TTV
Coming up next on world of war. Hitler and Eva Braun: crazy in love.
MMoe
Even you let me down Hitler.
Aww, Homie, you always mean to say the nicest things.
MMoe
Excuse me, is this the seminar where you learn to pick up free escorts.
Well, we're not learning how to fold cloth napkins.
Well, I got excited for nothing.
Take that back! [pushes Milhouse]
I find your decision to go back to blue empowering.
I thought you found my decision to go from blue to gray empowering.
As a feminist virtually everything a woman does is empowering.
Grandma had hair like that when she went to sleep in her forever-box.
Have you noticed how pizzas have gotten so small.
WWoman
I know, they are like dimes.
So it's true, your hair committed blue-icide.
Uh-oh, usually when it gets this quiet, Mr. Burns is standing behind me.
Actually, I'm standing in front of you.
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