Hey-hey, kids! Do you have what it takes to be a singing sensation? A dynamite voice? Ruthless, pushy parents? A void in your self-esteem that can only be filled by applause? Oh, God, I know that void. Then you were born to enter Krusty's Li'l Starmaker singing competition!
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[about Cameron as he walks onstage in a flashy costume and shades] He's about to learn one of the most important lessons in the music business: don't trust people in the music business.
CCameron
[singing] I'm a privileged boy, it's great, I gotta tell ya. Privileged boy, my dad could buy and sell ya. It really doesn't matter that you're on the list in front of me. I'm gonna get your table 'cause I always tip the maitre d'. And then I'll go to Yale, [shows a diploma] because I am a legacy! [down on one knee and pointing at the crowd] I'm better than you!
